N.O.S. Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 OK tankers, try this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike65 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Despite purchasing a tank the potholes in the road were still causing problems Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Barrell Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I told Jack we should recce the route first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevpol Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 "I am sure there was a road here yesterday!" Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferrettkitt Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 (edited) The driver insisted that she knew where she was going :angel: Bloke says to his wife I came this way last week the bridge was fine when I drove over it... the creaking sounds went away after I got out the other side Edited April 15, 2011 by ferrettkitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero-Five-Two Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Stage one of the new confidence course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford 369 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 all sing"this is the self preservation society" then in best Micheal Caine voice "wait Ive got another plan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex5 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 "Phew - I didn't think we were going to make it up there....." John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Hunter Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 (edited) "Bloody Sat Nav" Edited April 16, 2011 by Hen Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Hunter Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 "I thought you said turn left" Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 A little hole in the road is peanuts for this tank....I'll show you. A a a a a h....splat. Autsch. :n00b: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon_M Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Climbs well in reverse, doesn't it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Sit still.... FOR ***** sakes SIT STILLL! Or 'OK, who... brought in the Italian Job DVD then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 [Oddball sees that the bridge he wants to cross is intact and is pleased with himself] Oddball: It's still up! [a plane flies over the bridge and bombs it... direct hit] Oddball: No it ain't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 What idiot forgot to make sure the bridging unit was loaded?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Mind you, what is the photographer thinking? :cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andym Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Why are Tanks like Lemmings? Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mash Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Hey Dave i bet you can't get another inch further forward........go on Dave..... go on Dave, hey .... Dave no b@lls, nooo b@lls Dave. Mike shut the F*** up before I beat you, Dave slowly in to reverse there we go, nice and easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazz Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I know you said you would drop me of, but!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferrettkitt Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Mind you, what is the photographer thinking? :cool2: I hope the driver knows that there a bloody great hole in front of him... oh sh1t he doesn't where can I hide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferrettkitt Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Mind you, what is the photographer thinking? :cool2: This will make a good caption competition :cheesy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienFTM Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 "You were only supposed to blow the bladdy doors off!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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