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Tony B

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The other month I went scrounging to change shift, I need to tow a gun from Tilbury to Charlton for a display. Dennis obliged by re working the list. As we doing it one of the secrataries went into hysterics, when she had calmed down she told me 'If anyone else had come in said something like that we'd have phoned the police. You we just expect it '. :dunno:

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They thought I was slightly mad wanting old Land Rovers, could not understand how I could like a vehicle without all the modern creature comforts.

 

I think the day the low loader turned up at work to deliver the CVRT Sultan may have confirmed it for them though, that and the fact I drove it home!

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Most people think I am mad and a bit of a story teller cum Walter Mitty - but the sad, or good fact remains, I don't have to make things up about me - because it's all true. I used to try and make myself sound a bit more interesting when I was younger, but to be frank, I had no take on what the particular interesting I had in mind actually was. My drinking buddies and friends all see me as a harmless eccentric who happens to know a bit about guns and stuff. I've had a varied career either on the edge of or in some pretty wild industries and have been a keen observer and frequent pariticipant in all manner of nonsense. The most important things is to never tell lies about yourself, because they have a bad habit of rebounding. So, all in all - yes...my workmates do think I am mad. And sometimes (though you should never start a sentence with and I think they almost wish they were more like me.

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I think the thing is we all have a different hobby to what "normal people" have at your place of work (unless you are in Bovington or IWM) :-D, when they are cutting the grass we are at a show with our vehicles, when they are decorating we are under the vehicle. when they go on holiday we are on Salisbury Plain (hopefully), so they see us as weird as we are a minority to their normality.

 

Who said that :|

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I try not to judge someone by their hobby (it's difficult at times though!)

 

What definitely is nuts is not to have a hobby at all, and it's surprising how many people don't. There's more to life than work and cutting grass.

 

Must go out now and cut the grass .......

 

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Some of my colleagues and mates think I've lost a slate or two, spending most of my spare time working with kids, at times it can be 200 plus of the young ones being looked after by 10-12 adults, especially when some mates/friends can't stand looking after 2-3 kids of their own.

 

Baz.

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I was born into a mad family (old busses) and grew up on rally sites and steam railways. Worked on old busses for a living so these things are normal to me. It's everyone else thats strange. I also prefer to do my friday nights drinking in a field rather than an overpriced bar in town.

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Getting a tracked vehicle delivered to work and then drive it home Thats GREAT! ;-)

Where I work they want me to show up some morning in my Jimmie just to show I really have one, get leads on all sorts of O.D. from staff and customers all the time .

They think I m mostly harmless and need a more mainstream hobby? :dunno:

Currently looking at spending great gobs of money to build a garage to house my Jimmie and trailer so the Architect is happy as long as the money is real ......Wonder if he would take Monopoly money ??? LOL :whistle: :evil: :dunno:

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I got this from Baz overnight:

 

If you're a squaddie, stab or UOTC then you must be able to relate to at

least 5 of these. (Sadly I probably relate to some 80%)

 

You know you've been Defence Institutionalised (Made military) when ...

You use target indication to point out hot chicks...

 

You use the term 'chicks'

 

You insist on dancing like a dick, whilst your civvie mates insist on

trying to dance 'properly'.

 

Your civvie mates don't understand any of the terminology you use such as

'no dramas', 'squared away', 'take a knee' etc....

 

You can't help saying 'Roger', 'Say again' and other snappy bits of VP

 

You use acronyms thinking your civvie mates will understand what you are

talking about

 

You don't have any civvie mates....

 

You cringe, and mutter under your breath 'haircut', when you see men with

long hair.

 

You walk at a ridiculous pace and are physically incapable of walking at

the shopping pace of your girlfriend.

 

You refer to personal organisation as 'admin'

 

Your girlfriend is stored in your mobile phone address book as 'Zero Alpha'

 

You use patrol hand signals in a night club if people can't hear you

 

You always use the 24 hour clock....

 

Nothing soldiers do shocks you any more....

 

You can't watch war movies without giving a running commentary.

 

People in prison have more contact with women than you do....

 

Whenever you spell something out you use the phonetic alphabet....

 

You don't trust your mum/wife/girlfriend/any woman to iron your kit

because deep down you think that your ironing is better....

 

You point using your whole hand in a karate chop motion....

 

You find that the conversation somehow always comes back round to you,

because you're more interesting than most topics of conversation....

 

You think not shaving is a treat....

 

You get really irritated when people you don't know call you 'mate'....

 

You can read a junk mail catalogue from cover to cover and refer to

everything that is useful as a Gucci bit of kit.

 

You refer to smoke as 'a double edged sword'.

 

You spend hours wondering where in civvie street you can get an equal

disposable income and at least 6 weeks holiday a year, by completing an

inversely proportionally tiny amount of tangible work

 

Your blood boils when you see civvies wearing DPM.

 

Going out on Thursday 'international army night out' wherever it may be,

or whichever course one is on, involves forming the ring-of-steel, talking

about ourselves and the army and aggressively staring at girls; who if

they don't immediately come over are obviously lesbians.

 

Should any man dare break this ritual, and despite talking to the

prettiest of girls - as we would like to do, if it weren't for the fact we

tend to chew our own tongues and dribble - he is clearly gay!

 

You come out in a cold sweat if you find yourself still working after

lunch on a Friday....

 

You have to stop work at 10am for NAAFI break or else you might not make

it to lunch....

 

At least half of your DVD collection are war movies....

 

Even though your disposable income is twice that of a civvie you still

manage to spend it all, every month, with nothing to show for it, about a

week after you've told all your soldiers that you 'can't believe how much

money they waste on the urine'....

 

You feel guilty about wearing jeans in front of senior officers in the mess

 

The sight of rolling countryside makes you scan for 'enemy depth'....

 

You think that eating every meal for a week with the same spoon that you

licked clean and kept in the pocket of the same shirt you've worn all week

is perfectly normal....

 

All of your food has to be prepared by a chef because you're incapable of

cooking anything that can't either be boiled in a bag or eaten cold....

 

You lie when people ask you what you do for a living....

 

When leaving your phone number on a voice message you can't just give it

once, has to be repeated.

 

When surveying open ground (when not looking for enemy in depth) you think

good tank country. If a forestry block - I could get a platoon in here

 

You survey open ground.

 

When you are pointing out some natural feature you begin with 'Reference

bushy topped tree etc etc'

 

Your girlfriend has started saying 'admin' and gave you the 'Chop' when

telling you to put the bin out.

 

When meeting mates in a pub you always turn up 5 minutes early and are

secretly angry that nobody else has.....Worse still, if it's a venue you

haven't been to before, you turn up 15 minutes early to put in a CTR, in

order that you are definitely there 5 minutes early.

 

You subconsciously red-pen everything you read.

 

I promptly went to my regular 1000 hrs meeting. I arrived five minutes early. (I didn't need a CTR because it's my regular 1000 hrs meeting.)

 

Eventually the project manager fronted up and asked us to natter among werselves while he carried out his admin.

 

I started reading from the above to entertain the troops. They all agreed I had no mates.

 

;o)

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My neighbours love me - they had never seen someone paint a car with a roller before I moved in! I don't think they had seen a rear differential changed at the roadside either....

 

Oh, AlienFTM - you missed out, 'you subconsciously walk in step with whoever you are alongside/behind'. I have done this since I left a certain fairly well known military school in 1987!

 

My colleagues thought I was nuts turning up in the Lightweight, although I now have a Defender for everyday use and they STILL think I'm odd so perhaps that wasn't the real reason :dunno:

 

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