rbrtcrowther Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Just being forced to watch One born every minute and have noticed that all the pregnant women seem to have developed some sort of air assisted system. Lots of wooshing hissing and sucking noises when they move. Is it some kind of system to help with the extra weight and is it possible to connect a pregnant woman to disabled lorry in order to release the air brakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyFowler Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 I'm having to listen to all that fuss about nothing in the background to mate ! They've never had man flu so that don't know what real pain is do they ! :saluting: :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gritineye Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Yep, works on most delivery vehicles.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nptimber Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Just being forced to watch One born every minute and have noticed that all the pregnant women seem to have developed some sort of air assisted system. Lots of wooshing hissing and sucking noises when they move. Is it some kind of system to help with the extra weight and is it possible to connect a pregnant woman to disabled lorry in order to release the air brakes. i am also having to suffer this programme sounds similar to the steering system fitted to a explorer :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbrtcrowther Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 i am also having to suffer this programme sounds similar to the steering system fitted to a explorer :-D i knew i'd heard it before somewhere:rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbrtcrowther Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 They clearly never had to remove a 1400 r 20 tyre of split rim either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevpol Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 I pity you lot when Rosie reads this thread :n00b::shake::shake::beatenup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nptimber Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 They clearly never had to remove a 1400 r 20 tyre of split rim either. 3 ton crane winch 8 ton chassis winch ?got to be better than forceps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 ...and have noticed that all the pregnant women seem to have developed some sort of air assisted system. Lots of wooshing hissing and sucking noises when they move. .... Could that have been caused by a leaking diaphragm? (the air loss :nono:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Could that have been caused by a leaking diaphragm? (the air loss :nono:) :-X:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Cubed Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I pity you lot when Rosie reads this thread :n00b::shake::shake::beatenup: OMG what the hell are you lot up to.......Franticly trying to stop Rosie logging in.......eeeeekkkk I think I have failed....... Heading for the hills see you all later......:shocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosie Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE YOU LOT THE TIME OF DAY :mad::pfrt::evil: Saying that, some of them women are totally mad and they do make a lot of noise, of course I was never like that........................................................................... The cubemeister still has the finger nail marks in his arms to prove it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosie Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I must admit though, the most amazing words a midwife can say to you is "would you like a cup of tea?" OMG thats the bestest cuppa ever in the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosie Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 (edited) Well 9 years ago today it was mothering sunday, how do I know this? Our 2nd baby was due today! We tried everything to make him come on the day but he was stubborn and waited for another 3 days. I am catching up on 'one born every minute' from this week and having 'a moment' :blush: I also feel very blessed as one of the ladies has suffered miscarriages, something we never had to endure, thankfully. Am waiting with baited breath to see her deliver a healthy babe......................... I have to add that Southampton is where our first son had his life saving op at less then 24hrs old so its emotional too say the least!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Need another orange juice I think!!!!!!! Edited March 10, 2011 by rosie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Need another orange juice I think!!!!!!! You are forgiven if you upgrade to a Cola. :coffee: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diver99 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Just being forced to watch One born every minute and have noticed that all the pregnant women seem to have developed some sort of air assisted system. Lots of wooshing hissing and sucking noises when they move. Is it some kind of system to help with the extra weight and is it possible to connect a pregnant woman to disabled lorry in order to release the air brakes. I had to leave the room, not usually squeamish but that about takes the biscuit. Especially as we have about four weeks to go with baby Mk. 2 I've alotted for c-section but apparently it's not up to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 A few minutes of pleasure.....................:undecided: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretfixer Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 A Friend of mine when his first born was delivered in Hospital. Asked if he could have the after birth. The nurses were very interested to hear this & enquired if he was going to cook it & eat it. 'No' he replied, 'I want it for bait to lure the Foxes in so I can shoot them! I dont like to waste anything'! Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Ives Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 when my wife had our first i made the mistake of standing to close to her at a crutial point and she grabbed somewhere very painful afterwards the midwife said i bet he dosnt want anymore now:blush: thankfully rest were born by cisarian so stood by her head away from her hands:cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 My son was born three months premature. Now he's twenty three, six foot one inch, into Land Rovers, TA RLC and costing me money! I intend to get old disgracefully and disgrace him! (Revenge will be sweet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 i was there when my son was born was a great experience and i didnt feel a thing ! :angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I had to leave the room, not usually squeamish but that about takes the biscuit. Especially as we have about four weeks to go with baby Mk. 2 I've alotted for c-section but apparently it's not up to me. When our one was borne I had to spend 13 hours sat with the missus waiting for something to happen - when it did it was the monitor showing the baby was in something called "Foetal distress" so it had to be a C-Section. Just when I thought it was going to get interesting - they kicked me out!!! :-( :-( Then I had to wait a few more hours to find out what the hell happened - hospital waiting rooms are about as comfortable as RMP cells!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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