Jack Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Yesterday I made the smug point of 'all the years I have been using computers I have never knocked over a mug of tea.....' Whoops.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Are you sure it wasn't the computer loosing the will to work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 are you sure it wasn't wee? Dosen't look like tea t'me? :??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Barrell Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Yeah, if that's your tea, I'll bring my own...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 So what did you read on this site that made you spit it all out? :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 So what did you read on this site that made you spit it all out? :whistle: Time to come clean - just read the post budget report in the FT - they are all my tears :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 How f*cked are you now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisg Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Thats not tea hasn't stripped the polish of the desk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Thats not tea hasn't stripped the polish of the desk It's not polished... erm... it's probably not even wood... it is Jacks desk remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisg Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 It's not polished... erm... it's probably not even wood... it is Jacks desk remember Good point. As long as the plank's ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Heh - that reminds me of the time I worked on the HelpDesk at Aveley Plant. The senior analyst got called out to one of the managers secretaries who had spilt coffee in her keyboard. I was the one who got to get a replacement from stores and when I got back he was REALLY reading the riot act to the poor girl. When we got back to the section it was tea time and he got his usual hot pie from the canteen. Only this day as he bit into one end the packing split at the other and he promptly squirted the contents (beef & onion) out - straight into HIS keyboard. And just as another secretary walked past!! He never ever lived that one down - every time he saw a secretary they asked how his keyboard was these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Its not Tea on Jack's desk. Its the remains of his brain which liquified from looking at a screen too long... At work we were messing around with water and accidentally drowned the computer mouse. Thing is the computer also died, no idea why it did. :??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted March 26, 2010 Author Share Posted March 26, 2010 Good point. As long as the plank's ok The Plank is alive and well Chris and is on my office wall and it sounds its regards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 After Jack's other 'revelations' , wonder what had been added to the tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienFTM Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 When I was in Basic Training in the 1970s they used to put bromide in the cookhouse tea to stop us thinking about women. I think it's beginning to take effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woa2 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I once worked for a Farming Co-operative as the IT man, and one of the offices in the grain dealing section had problems with a keyboard. I unscrewed the back of the keyboard and about half a pound of grain fell out. A bit of cleaning later, the keyboard was OK. Jack - This is genuine. You can buy covers that go over keyboards to keep out fluids for hostile environments. Unfortunately it's a bit like using a keyboard covered in a giant condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Why would you want to cover Jack in a.......... Oh all right I'll refrain from the obvious joke. :-X Mind you the imagination just shut down in self defence! :rofl::rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 For the definitive "B*gg*r see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw54sZpGCKY&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abn deuce Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Good one Neil:-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 its fake theres no biscuits to mop it up ,:shocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 For the definitive "B*gg*r see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw54sZpGCKY&feature=related ha ha ha, that's just too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abn deuce Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 The other video's linked to this are pretty funny as well . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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