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Hi guys.

 

I will pull all the orders together when I am back - week commencing the 16th April.

 

I will take payment and we will get the order on its way.

 

For sizes have a look on the previous page or two - the zip on the fleece is 1/4 not full lenght.

 

Cheers

 

Jack.

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Hi there everybody just got a quick question about tops and that is how do we pay for the items thanks very much.

Kyle

 

 

I think once Jack is back on the 16th he will be getting the orders together and will let us know how he wants paying.

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Ok chaps....according to the plan - everyone who has ordered should have a PM from me :whistle:

 

Anyone who has ordered but has no PM - could you PM me please - if that makes sense?!

 

Cheers

 

Jack.

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Ye olde HMVF in association with the Franklin Mint, Halfords and Lines Bros of Liverpool bring you a once only opportunity to purchase a special range of

exclusive Duke of Normandy my ar$e forum clothing.

 

Codpiece. 5 groats and three farthings (+ VAT). Handcrafted by nuns in a Bayeux convent (by the rounabout opposite Leclerc). This beautifully fashioned item is made of realistic leather effect plastic adhered to the finest quality MDF moulded to fit your every need.

 

Doublet and hose. 12 groats (+ VAT of boiling oil). Hand stitched by maidens in the foothills of Blandford Forum, this fine piece of mediaeval English day wear has been especially imported from a Mumbai sweatshop specialising in football boots. It shows.

 

Suit of armour 200 ducats (+ 4,000 dubloons P+P). This fine bit of metal work was last seen masquerading as a Morris Ital. Marvel at the craftsmanship. Wonder at the individuality. Comes with free angle grinder and signed portrait of Brian Blessed.

 

Send no money now. Apply today at our special call centre number as seen on Discovery Home and Leisure's comedy channel 777 on your set top box (between the sheds, cop car chases and bits of the other

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Jack it would appear that the PM you sent went the way of the Plains trip one :dunno:

 

Seems that someone one the forum who wont need XXXXL size polo shirt's has the prices and details as well as the details for the plains event.

 

Marvellous thing the Internet yanno :whistle:

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Jack it would appear that the PM you sent went the way of the Plains trip one :dunno:

 

Seems that someone one the forum who wont need XXXXL size polo shirt's has the prices and details as well as the details for the plains event.

 

Marvellous thing the Internet yanno :whistle:

 

 

PM sent - again :whistle:

 

sorry about that John.

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