landyandy Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 womens logic when shopping,go in 20 shops looking for a item of clothing then go back to the first shop they went into and purchase said item,thats why you will never catch me shopping with the wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woa2 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 The complex relationship women have with their sunglasses (for example, why they wear them on top of their heads). My Wife does that!!! Once she spent several minutes looking for her sunglasses before realising where they were. Also, why do Women keep Mobile Phones in handbags, where they can't hear them ring. I know this is true, from experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gritineye Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Quality sheds, show offer, free felt roof....... Seen today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 womens logic when shopping,go in 20 shops looking for a item of clothing then go back to the first shop they went into and purchase said item,thats why you will never catch me shopping with the wife Don't forget they seem to stroll at 1 Mile per day while shopping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RattlesnakeBob Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 believe or not but I once had in my possesion a brass sledge hammer and a brass road workers pick.......both acquired from a demolition job on an old ordnance depot.......mind you...the pick I could sort of understand....for gently excavating around a un-exploded bomb maybe?.....but I was proper confused by the sledgehammer...I wouldn't have thought you'd want to use a sledge hammer at all on or anywhere near explosives.... no matter what it was made of!.... .......I have to smile and echo the thinkings on the female shopping method though... Now I don't know about you lot but my shopping method goes like this...go to town to purchase new boots......go into shop that sells boots...find boots I want in first shop (thats why I went in there, cos I knew they would have them)....ask for relevant size....pay for them.....return to car and go home. job done..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosie Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 .......I have to smile and echo the thinkings on the female shopping method though... Now I don't know about you lot but my shopping method goes like this...go to town to purchase new boots......go into shop that sells boots...find boots I want in first shop (thats why I went in there, cos I knew they would have them)....ask for relevant size....pay for them.....return to car and go home. job done..... ...but then the other shop down the road might have the same boots cheaper, or the shop round the corner might have them in a different colour which might match that outfit bought last time, or you might find some boots that look similar but feel much more comfortable when I try them on. Then what about the dress there, thats nice, it could be worn to the up coming wedding we're are invited to, oh but hang on I need some shoes to match.............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Gents, may I put to you a piece of old wisdom as far as Ladies and Shopping are concerned? Lads, when your in a hole, stop digging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RattlesnakeBob Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 (edited) here's one I've always struggled with.... any survival manual/book will say something like.. "if ,when tasting a tiny bit of an unknown plant/berry/fruit etc it is found to be bitter or sharp... it is almost certainly poisonous and should be immediatley disgarded as a possible food source......." so....when it was first found..... who the hell persevered with the onion then ? did they give up on it until someone invented cheese....did some caveman say something like... " hey dave...go and find me one of them horrible things... I'm gonna try it with a bit of this stuff"...........:cool2: Edited June 17, 2011 by RattlesnakeBob typos galore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Probably fed it to the wife first! :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gritineye Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 believe or not but I once had in my possesion a brass sledge hammer and a brass road workers pick.......both acquired from a demolition job on an old ordnance depot.......mind you...the pick I could sort of understand....for gently excavating around a un-exploded bomb maybe?.....but I was proper confused by the sledgehammer...I wouldn't have thought you'd want to use a sledge hammer at all on or anywhere near explosives.... no matter what it was made of!.... Perhaps those Neanderthals weren't so backward using antler picks, to this day Time Team have never found evidence of an explosion in one of their flint mines...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 things i dont understand = why you cant pick your neighbours ! :argh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why you would want to dye a kitten pink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 why cant it be ME who wins the lottery ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why you are allowed to drive over a sleeping Policeman, but you can't drive over one who has just fallen off the pavement.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 (edited) Why they don't serve Molotovs in a cocktail bar? Edited June 17, 2011 by antarmike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why black paint appears on colour charts when Black is not a colour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 (edited) Why Henry Ford said you can have any color you like as long as it's Black.... when Black is not a color/ colour....... Edited June 17, 2011 by antarmike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why nobody ever talks about the latest Eastenders plot in Coronation Street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 calm down antar i cant keep up :??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why nobody dares tell the Queen she really does look old now and it is time for a new portrait on Coins stamps and Bank notes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why everybody misquotes Casablanca as "Play it again Sam" when Bogart's character actually says "Play it Sam" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why Great Grimsby stopped being Great and is now just Grimsby? Little Grimsby is still Little Grimsby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why the cat with Opposable thumbs in the Cravendale advert is seen pushing the button on an internal window catch, when trying to open a back door from the outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why people who are offered goods at double discount for example 50% off then a further 20% off think they are getting 70% off when in reality this deal works out at 60% off the Original price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antarmike Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Why there is Fanny Adams on telly tonight and I am doing this because I am bored witless.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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