Jack Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I have a Confession to make too........... Have to get this off my chest :whistle: I HAVE JUST BOUGHT A MULTIGYM TO GET FIT :oops:. There said it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiketheBike Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Jack, to quote someone from indoors: "Another piece of useless cr@p bought from ebay to clutter the house up" I am starting to resign myself to unhealthfullness and the four stages of life: [attachment deleted by admin] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie The Jeep Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 You must be ££££££££'s lighter already!! Steve PS I'm at the peak of unfitness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Jack, to quote someone from indoors: "Another piece of useless cr@p bought from ebay to clutter the house up" I am starting to resign myself to unhealthfullness and the four stages of life: That has made me laugh for to much!!!! :-D :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 My body is a temple... Sadly the temple is in ruins with ivy growing up the sides of it and a tribe of monkeys living in it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fv1609 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Have to get this off my chest :whistle: I HAVE JUST BOUGHT A MULTIGYM TO GET FIT :oops:. No, no, no, you're not meant to put in on your chest. That won't work at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Main thing is to have a trainingpartner to keep motivated. He/she can kick your a** when you don't want to sport and hang out on the couch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 My body is a church hall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poptopshed Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Can't resits chips. :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FV601 (R.I.P.) Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I have a body worshipped by thousands That of a Buddha :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I have a Confession to make too........... Have to get this off my chest :whistle: I HAVE JUST BOUGHT A MULTIGYM TO GET FIT :oops:. There said it now. Wrong move Jack!! Flog the multi-gym and go buy a Stalwart - the climb up into and down from the cab will get you fit in no time!!! :-) :-) :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I've got a stepper machine at home but I do not use it frequently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Before I came into the office I was more than a physical sort of guys as I used to work the woodlands swinging a billhook and chainsaw all day. I have been sat on my backside for 2 years now and have larded up a bit - this year I need to get myself fitter as I am not getting any younger and I have a lot to do this year and I need to be up for the challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Did you cut down tress Did you press wild flowers and go to the lavatory ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's a lumberjack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie The Jeep Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Are you sure you aren't getting into the territory of.........shutting the gate after the horse has bolted?? :roll: Let's face it, until the time comes that you can't swing your leg up into the Jimmy cab, you don't have to worry. Ooops, you aren't already at that stage are you Jack? :shake: Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Hardyferret Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Did you cut down tressDid you press wild flowers and go to the lavatory ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's a lumberjack :-D :clap: :-D or did you mean a lumberingjack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Hardyferret Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Jack don't despair. PT instructor Hardyferret will have you knocked into shape in no time :box:- just running up and down the high street in the village should do the trick and it doesn't cost anything. Listen to me!! If any one needs fitness training and weight loss its me - so I will now shut up and remove myself to the shadows. :yawn2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 yeah yeah, very funny. ........Steve, you have to look at it from a purely financial point of view, it is cheaper than having to buy a new set of bigger sized clothes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Jack don't despair. PT instructor Hardyferret will have you knocked into shape in no time :box:- just running up and down the high street in the village should do the trick and it doesn't cost anything. Stuff that! He runs around with telegraph poles on his shoulder :schocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddball Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 He runs around with telegraph poles on his shoulder :schocked: I thought everyone did that! :whistle: :schocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I thought everyone did that! :whistle: :schocked: We do :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Hmmm, I don't need to loose weight.....if I did I'd probably keel over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardyferret Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Jack No probs, I can steel myself for the tears and tantrums as your personal beaster, no thought of enjoyment would cross my mind at such a task.... (I still love those lines "I don't mind and you don't matter" and " stretch out those strides the good Lord put your balls in a bag so they won't hit the floor") I would stress to all HMVF members Jack's welfare would be paramount... hee hee hee So what do we start him one BFT'S or CFT'S ??? Hardyferret :evil: :evil: :evil: :banme: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Hardyferret Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Language HF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 So Jack I gather from reports on here that you have been at this fitness lark a long time. [attachment deleted by admin] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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