woa2 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 This is just a bit of Fun getting ready for Christmas. If you could write a Letter to Santa this Christmas, which 3 things would you ask for? Only condition, the 3 things must cost no more than £500 in total. Also, you have to add a sentence as to Why you deserve the 3 items and an example of something good you have done this year to deserve them, as we all know that Santa doesn't visit naughty Boys and Girls. OK, over to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Ives Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 dear santa please can i have a free six foot blond sex maniac woman a new tool set and a cooks outfit i have been good and even cleaned the landrover a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 A new Gunson prssure bleed kit, old one has been modified to fit Dodge, and is an esentil bit of kit. £20 A new 6 volt battery for Katy, old one suffering from being left to long- £130 Complete set of brake master and wheel cylinders for same. £350 There you are exactalty £500! But with a bit of negtiation can get it down to £499! :iloveyou: Driving buses, I deserve SOME happiness once a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oily Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Dear Santa,:-D I have been a good boy, this year, so, if possible, I would like: 1x New Saracen gearbox, 6x New (old stock) Dunlop Trak Grip 12.00-20 tyres 9x New (old stock, obviously!) green vinyl-type seat-back cushions, (also used in Ferrets, I believe) .....any items of C.E.S. Kit. 1x Replica 30cal Browning Heavy Machine Gun, (or a fully strippable deact!,or, one of those really cool LPG? firing, replicas,...-now that really would be cool!):cool2: 1x New Saracen Mk5 scale model kit, the BIG one currently on the market, the one made from resin, and etched brass etc. 1x New Stalwart Mk2 kit, from the same people, 1x up and running, with Clansman type intercom, road registered, FV432 Mk2 Diesel A.P.C. :idea:...oh and 'H' licence training and test.....:-D 1x '19' radio set, fully working, with intercom to suit my saracen 1x 9x9 command tent 1x Leyland DROPS 8x8 truck to move my toys over longer distances and last of all for the moment, my own plot of land, council tax exempt, where I could all my like minded friends come and drive their vehicles, and have a storage/garage/workshop for all my toys:coffee: :shocked: I promise to be good til Christmas, and afterwards too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oily Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 oops! sorry,:n00b:,...I didn't see the '3 things' bit, so I'd like all this stuff, divvied up, into 3 HUGE :sweat:boxes,, nobody said anything about the size of the things.......:rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowtracdave Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 If you know where you can get all that lot legitimately for £500 or less you'd better let the rest of us in on the secret :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil munga Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Dear Santa , I think I've been good even though I've not replaced the front fence or laid some paving flags in the back garden or tiled the fire hearth but there only jobs the wifes asked for ,, I'll not be greedy and only ask for £10 worth of the jackpot winning loto tickets :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Burley Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Camaro 6.2 SS Mosler M900 New wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glynn Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Im such a good boy(and butt kisser) i will donate my 3 things to oily if i can borrow his land forsome of his toys for playing.:cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willyslancs Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Dear santa , as ive had to put up with x factor every bloody week:argh:(partner and 3 girls love it ) please could i have the following (see pic) sorry its not military , might look good in O.D tho :tup:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glynn Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) dear santaplease can i have a free six foot blond sex maniac woman a new tool set and a cooks outfit i have been good and even cleaned the landrover a few times I once had a three foot six maniac woman not that good really:nono: Hey willys your spot on there "gorgeous" once drove a kit one. Edited November 12, 2009 by Glynn another thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willyslancs Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 not really into super cars but the stratos always hit the spot ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz76 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Ok. 1. A Tatra 10x10 to play with. 2. Shares in the local diesel supplier for when 1 arrives. 3. Enough paid holiday to get the Explorer finished. (At the current work rate this should take me up to retirement). :-D I'll leave it up to Santa to work out the logistics of delivering number 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Burley Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 not really into super cars but the stratos always hit the spot ........ £40-£50,000 should see you in to a nice one:D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford 369 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Dear santa , as ive had to put up with x factor every bloody week:argh:(partner and 3 girls love it ) please could i have the following (see pic) sorry its not military , might look good in O.D tho :tup:: whoops!!!!!!! at first glance I thought why does he want a TR7 with a body kit SORRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willyslancs Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 £40-£50,000 should see you in to a nice one:D: would have thought more than that mate............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Burley Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 would have thought more than that mate.............A nice one came up for sale not long ago for just under £50,000. Remember the exotic car market has taken a battering like everything else. Jaguar XJ220, are being listed around £110,000 with very little miles. And that was a car that was £437,000 new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great War truck Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Dear Santa What i want for Christmas is "Permission". "Why?" You dont need to ask why! Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefano Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Dear Santa, Please deliver the following:- A Beetleback Morris Quad in perfect condition All the spares I need to finish the CD/SW, the CS8, the Sherman, etc, etc A 4th Series Lancia Aurelia B20 Will supply c/c details to debit £500-00 as agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c101 comando Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 well i am santa for the kids at the local primary school and nursery at least so i will see what i can do for you chaps:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willyslancs Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 cheers santa........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharky Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 i def not greedy but one thing i would love for xmas is to have a drive in someones scammell explorer !! nudge nudge wink wink etc........... Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpltomo Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 things i want for xmass 1/ world peace.. just think of all that nice excess military kit up for grabs as it wont be needed anymore. 2/ A nice plot of land to play with all mt new toys not greedy salsbury plain will do. 3/ and a free credit card that has no limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Signals Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 and a free credit card that has no limit. My missus thinks she has one of these already - mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.