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Why I hate Raccoons


robin craig

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Well,

 

spring has come and the frost is out of the ground and every critter in the wild is looking for a home to raise offspring.

 

Went into our covered storage building this morning to find this sight, sorry about the quality.

 

Raccoons have got into the building and stripped the insulation from the engine cover on our 101 GS, our 101 Ambulance and our Kubota 080 Excavator.

 

So disheartening to see damage like this. Mice are bad enough.

 

Likely between the three vehicles over 750 dollars worth of damage when you factor in labour and parts.

 

Oh how I hate Coons.

 

Traps set today, ballistic testing in the morning.

 

R:argh::mad::banghead::angry

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Raccoons not ballistically protected.

 

Count is 5 so far and testing continues.

 

R

 

Robin

 

I hope you are testing their ballistic protection correctly and comprehensively.

We will need to know full details of weaponry and ammunition utilised.

Testing with a variety is strongly recommended in order to ascertain the effectiveness of each type and wether they are immune to certeain ballistic projectiles.

 

After all this data will be highly important to forum members with a similar problem.

 

It also stops the raccoons working out which body armor to purchase for next spring.

 

Mike

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Raccoons not ballistically protected.

 

Count is 5 so far and testing continues.

 

R

 

 

That made me just laugh out loud!

 

We used to have rats by their 100's on the farms - biggest one I measured (note to self - get out more) was 18" nose to tail :wow:

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Test report so far:-

 

Sardines and marshmallows seem to be best bait.

 

Standard animal trap tricked out with 4 liters of oil in jug on top of the door for added weight to increase velocity of door closing and ensures latch on door engages. Standard issue "lump" of mild steel from shop scrap pile is acceptable substitute, do not use "chunk" size as this does not have enough mass. To determine "chunk" or "lump" differentiation drop item from eye level on your toes wearing non safety toe footwear, air should turn blue instantly using "lump", "chunk" will only bring discomfort and annoyance but distinct lack of blue air.

 

Being nocturnal morning time checks of traps is best, for humane reasons end of day inspection also carried out to comply with Farm ethical policy as per ISO standard.

 

Ensure .22 rim fire (short or long) ballistic test carried out with subject in cage, moving targets are to be avoided. Minimum 2 applications per subject for quality control assurance. Direct round down and away on 45 degree angle, safety eyewear reccomended. Refer to Farm policy manual for RDA (range danger area) template. All known versions of subject body armour fail with this test.

 

In cases where ballstic device is unavailable attach long rope to trap handle and immmerse trap with subject in depth of H2O sufficient to cover trap and keep immersed for one hour. Note lack of subject movement in trap is NOT a conclusive indication of subject extinction even after a number of minutes. This is a hardy and evolved subject and requires full 60 minute time elapse.

 

If a suitable body of water is unavailable or close by neighbours who will object to "noisy" subjects set up a Sankey type trailer (narrow or wide track) beside trap location lined with a tarpaulin to the gunnels and filled with H2O. Ensure all jacking legs are deployed and secured.

 

As per Farm policy environtmental section, dispose of spent subject into bush line to ensure

recycling by the indigenous coyote population who will conduct a thorough disposal.

 

Repeat

 

 

 

R

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Is it me, or has He forgot to load a mag? If so no prob.

 

 

:laugh: Well spotted. :laugh:

 

A friend has a labrador which he uses for shooting. Someone asked him what his dog is like with a gun. Reply was "Well he's pretty good, mind you someone has to load it for him"

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We seem to have caught all the ones in the area of our building now. Nothing in the trap yesterday.

 

We will be keeping traps baited as now we have created a vacuum in the area and Im sure others will come in to take the place of the dearly departed ones.

 

R

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