Dear Mike,
You expose one of my pet peaves about forums and that is how people are known.
I for one have registered and use my name, its always been good so far in life.
There are some here who like yourself have had long time association with a vehicle and that is admirable.
If you must have a "handle" you should be known in my humble opinion sir, as, wait for it, "Too Wide Mike" brrrrm tsh! (sound effect drum roll and crescendo stage right) or alternatively "Not Afraid To Call a Spade A Spade Mike" or "Relentless Mike" or "Chapter and Verse Mike":nut:
I could go on but Mike (whatever your last name is) would work fine for me.
Honest mate, keep the name and if asked explain to those who dont know you or let them figure it out.
Robin
(Aka "Robin 2 Ferrets" or "Parliament Hill Tours" or "Round Rover Robin")