Tony B Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 'Taking a MUTT for a spin'? Well you were warned! :-D Where did you fit the snorkel for the puddles? The best I heard about Christmas was from someone at work , buy a pub call it Bar Humbug, and ban anyone who mentions the festivites for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Well lets try for 10 inner Budd nuts then...........:yawn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Ives Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 :-D11 wrecks a wrecking:cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papav66 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 12 volts a flowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil P Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 How about the J**p is my car, I shall not want another. It maketh me lie down in damp places. It anointeth my head with oil. Yeah though I drive in the valley of Dodges, I feel no evil. etc. Dinner times over back to 'earning a pitance! Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 'Taking a MUTT for a spin'? Well you were warned! :-D Where did you fit the snorkel for the puddles? The best I heard about Christmas was from someone at work , buy a pub call it Bar Humbug, and ban anyone who mentions the festivites for life. :rofl: Sounds right to me, young Tone. My MUTT didn't spin, but I did push the suddern turn means sudden death thing on one occasion. No damage and all four wheels stayed on the tarmac. I am enthused. The Satnav was alseep. MB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazz Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 slightly on topic, off to Fenham Bks next weekend for Christmas Sgts Mess do, I'll be getting teary as my old sabre is on a plinth in the barracks. Hope to get a couple of pics which I'll post. Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great War truck Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 I have had some cracking sugggestions from Robert, so with the other suggestions made i think we have enough to finish of the song. I am not sure if we can have turret totty as Rex does not seem to stock them. Not even NOS ones. On the 1st Day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me An axle for a GMC On the 2nd Day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 3rd Day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 4th Day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 5th Day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Five piston rings Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 6th Day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Six tracks a laying Five piston rings Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 7th Day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Seven DUKW's a swimming Six tracks a laying Five piston rings Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 8th day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me eight miles to the gallon Seven DUKW's a swimming Six tracks a laying Five piston rings Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 9th day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Nine brake drums drumming eight miles to the gallon Seven DUKW's a swimming Six tracks a laying Five piston rings Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 10th day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Ten brake pipes a piping Nine brake drums drumming eight miles to the gallon Seven DUKW's a swimming Six tracks a laying Five piston rings Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 11th day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Eleven wrecks a wrecking Ten brake pipes a piping Nine brake drums drumming eight miles to the gallon Seven DUKW's a swimming Six tracks a laying Five piston rings Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for a GMC On the 12th day of Christmas Rex Ward sent to me Twelve volts a flowing Eleven wrecks a wrecking Ten brake pipes a piping Nine brake drums drumming eight miles to the gallon Seven DUKW's a swimming Six tracks a laying Five piston rings Four jerrycans Three ammo tins Two new tyres and an axle for Jacks GMC Perfect. Thanks everyone. Sorry to hear about peoples woes, i really am. It will get better i am sure. Tim (too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevpol Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 How about the J**p is my car, I shall not want another.It maketh me lie down in damp places. It anointeth my head with oil. Yeah though I drive in the valley of Dodges, I feel no evil. etc. Dinner times over back to 'earning a pitance! Phil :rofl::rofl::rofl: Mark :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 (edited) slightly on topic, off to Fenham Bks next weekend for Christmas Sgts Mess do, I'll be getting teary as my old sabre is on a plinth in the barracks. Hope to get a couple of pics which I'll post. Barry NO coming home with'Souvenirs' then. :cool2: Anyway even as a kid it was Boxing Day I looked forward. Christmas yes, presents , then Crimbo dinner,but the rest BORING!!!!! Boxing Day however, Horses, hunting or shooting or following about in Land Rovers (Probably explains a lot) Edited December 1, 2008 by Tony B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Ladies and Gentlemen please join me now in the hymn number 432 in the HMVF Christmas Carollers 24 volt internally heated foul weather book As shepherds fired their Glocks by night All discharged round by round... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Ladies and Gentlemenplease join me now in the hymn number 432 in the HMVF Christmas Carollers 24 volt internally heated foul weather book As shepherds fired their Glocks by night All discharged round by round... The British soldiers in Iraq. Dreamed of coming home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiomike7 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 (edited) As shepherds fired their Glocks by night All discharged round by round... The owner of the sheep came down And asked what is that sound Fire not he said, the sheep are strong Here comes their 432 Commanded by the ram himself And driven by a ewe Edited December 2, 2008 by radiomike7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevpol Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 The British soldiers in Iraq.Dreamed of coming home. here here Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick W Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 As shepherds fired their Glocks by nightAll discharged round by round... The owner of the sheep came down And asked what is that sound Don't fire he said, the sheep are strong Here comes their 432 Commanded by the ram himself And driven by a ewe Brilliant, your talents are wasted!!:rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great War truck Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 Excellent. Tim (too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 How about a few old favourites? The Stolly and the Ivy I saw three Beeps come driving by Jingle bells, the clutch plate smells. The manifolds blown away. Oh what fun an engine change Here on christmas day. The first ohell, the mechanic did say, Was to certain poor owners in feilds where they lay. In feilds where they lay minding thier heaps. On a cold winter night that was so deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'm Dreaming of a White Halftrack Away in a Munga Dingo Dong Merrily on High Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I was thinking 'Ding Dong Merrily on High', The ***** head blown off! :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauren Child Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Now please everyone stand and recite The Lords Praga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauren Child Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 (edited) CD Out on December the 25th... Based on a photo from Edited December 6, 2008 by Lauren Child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Brilliant! I'll take one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick W Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 So will I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 ME,ME to please! :-D The ideal electronic christmas Card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevpol Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 yes please!!!!!!!! :-D :-D Mark :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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