Funny but so true

[antarmike]

 

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

 

 

 

During which personal attacks one member threatens to knock another's *lights" out.

 

It then needs someone to point out that in that phrase the word is lites not lights, and three more follow with dictionary definitions of lites, and its etymology.

[antarmike]

The originality brigade then come in force to point out the original bulb was 28V and the replacement, like all modern bulbs is only 24v.

 

This would lead into a technical discussion as to whether to reset the voltage cut out coil, how it can be done and whether the same AVO previously mentioned would be accurate enough to reset the cutout.

[montie]

One should not forget to mention the upfront risk assessment, to do toolbox talks, pre-job briefs and an inspection to see whether all tools and equipment comply to health and safety regulations and are safe to use, the necessary PPE (personal protective equipment) and ensuring that the person doing the job is actually qualified and certified as such, the availbility of approved method statements of exactly how the job should be done, the quality inspection plan with hold points ensuring that the QC is satisfied and signing off as the job progresses. I forgot the lock-out procedure of the power, putting up the compulsory safety signs indicating that people are working nearby and warning everybody else about the potential tripping and shock hazards of electricity, reviewing similar incidents with lessons learnt where people ended up being electricuted.

[snowtracdave]

Followed by somebody pointing out that this joke has already been repeated on every other forum he belongs to and asking why was it nicked and reproduced here .

[nz2]

Then after all the additions an input from others the original poster comes back to say it was not the bulb faulty after all. Replacing the batteries in the torch made it work again!

Doug

[Chrisg]

The bulb has got to want to be changed

[Enigma]

Damn it, someone stole my light bulb.

I'm using my survival headlamp to type this....

[rosie]

Can you get these said light bulbs in pink?

[AlienFTM]

Then after all the additions an input from others the original poster comes back to say it was not the bulb faulty after all. Replacing the batteries in the torch made it work again!

Doug

 

Don't forget the man who was in recce, learned to see in the dark and has a go at any idiot who cannot see in the dark using just an Eyeball, Mark 1 and shines his torch in his eyes, destroying his night vision.

[Tony B]

And then the aditional Anyone know where I can get lamps for the Lamp Daylight Short Range Projector Mk11? The one that looks like a lollipop?