Normally any photgraphs of people erecting 'Acres' of camoflauge net end up complety blue, with a soundtrack of constant beeps. I was arguing with a camo net and one show when an old guy came past and started to laugh. I told him 'I hate this stuff'. He replied 'I know someone who hates it more', and then told me the following story.
At the very end of the war his unit was in a wood in Germany. Though everything was getting more relaxed they were still on alert and under strict blackout. Suddenly in the middle of the night some shouted air raid! Everyone dissappeared out of the woods into nearby ditches.
After a long uncomfortable wait during which nothing happned the all clear was sounded and the men returned to the wood.
As the men approached a long low gronaing was heard to eminate from the wood, followed by weack cursing. With some trepidation a light was called for, to reveal one poor block hanging from his boot about five feet off the ground from a camo net. The bloke had taken a flying leap out of the back truck when the warning was sounded, only to get hung up.
You have been warned!