This is a totally true story.......I know 'cos I was there!:trustme: Some years ago I was tipping soil on a farm which apart from the fairly new farmhouse was a total shambles, rickety buildings and the yard covered in slurry up to 18 inches deep. After tipping my exit was blocked by another truck delivering.........yes, you guessed it..........molasses. The tall cylindrical tank was stood on what I can only describe as four sticks and the remains of a door standing about 5 feet high and the driver was busy pumping in 750 gallons of the black sticky stuff. When pumping ended the driver climbed a rickety ladder that was resting against the tank in order to retrieve his hose, as he reached the top and grabbed the hose the stand collapsed, the tank toppled over a fence towards the house and burst when it landed. A wave of molasses washed up against the pristine white walls of the house and then gradually spread all round the house, the garden and the driveway.In the meantime the driver had tried to jump clear but only succeeded in measuring his length in the slurry face down from which he emerged looking like the creature from the brown lagoon. I have to admit to being helpless with laughter, tears streaming down my face for several minutes before I could get out of my truck to go to his aid. Fortunately for him it was a hot summer day and I hosed him down struggling to keep a straight face whilst sympathising with him, which was a bit false because I thought it was his own bl...y silly fault for unloading into a structure that was swaying about at the slightest touch. That was not quite the end of it, the farmer returned and the pair of them went for each other, both swearing blue murder until I gave them both a tap with a shovel to settle things down. Needless to say the whole matter was subsequently settled by the insurance companies and eventually the farmer and his wife were able to laugh about it. Just remembered, when the farmers wife returned from her teaching job she just looked at the mess, made no comment but got a pair of wellies from her car and carried her two young children through the mess into the house.