pre WW2 Caption competition

[Great War truck]

[private mw]

here,s the keys and of you go dont let us down .

[Minesweeper]

Mine is bigger than yours!

[Redcap]

"Here you are, General, Sir. One toy tank, number one son for the use of."

[woa2]

The plans were in Inches, not Millimetres.......

[jerry.ice]

"And these new weapons are going to break four years of deadlock, and win the war?"

[gritineye]

Thank you mister Holt, now if you can just put the little Holt tank inside the Holt Rocket over there on the launch pad, we can get on with beating those Ruskies to the moon!

[Brooky]

Gulliver finds a new method of travel

[Tony B]

No General, the waranty is invalid! It clearly states cold wash only!

[Rlangham]

"Grand ceremony for the handing over of the first Tank for the Bantam Battalion's Heavy Machine Gun Section"

[Great War truck]

here is another one:

 

[woa2]

I told you it was a mistake to let your Wife have a go at parking it.

[Enigma]

I told you not to eat beans and let one go in the tank...

[Great War truck]

"Something definitely doesnt sound right - i think it is the tappets"

[Bodge Deep]

what lamp post?

[Tony B]

Look Boss! Not my fault the steersmen wern't talking to eash other!

[vintary]

its the nearest were going to get to a fanny over here

[cosrec]

This ones split pass me another

[chevpol]

dont tell the mythbusters we split one ourselves!!!!

[Great War truck]

Ah you are a humourous bunch. Try this one:

 

[chevpol]

last time I saw something squirt like that was...............

 

Mark

[N.O.S.]

"That'll keep Wayne the mechanic scratching his head for long enough - come on, off to the theater!"

[Enigma]

Now where did i put the groceries?

[mike65]

Cookery lesson one

Wrap pasty in foil and fix to exhaust manifold.

Drive for 30 minutes prior to serving.

[Tony B]

So if you touch, just here.... if the current is flowing it blows your cap off!