6 X 6 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Surrender? Nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 You've heard of Secret Squirrel, Meet Special Air Squirrel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Ives Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 zero radio check its the desert rats here wrong ok its the desert squirrels and we have lost the tree line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienFTM Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Since he lost his glasses, Trooper Snooks (off-pic) was struggling to understand why his mouse seemed to have a mind of its own. Remembering a recent memo (attached), he considered performing his own maintenance. Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items. To re-order, specify one of the following: P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcap Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Squirrel News network: "Having determined that the infiltration of the UK by US Grey Squirrels was progressing too slowly, the Grey Squirrel Government (GSG) has declared war on British Red Squirrels (BRS). The Government issued this order through SNN at midnight: 'All teeth arm troops are to report to their units for immediate assignment'" PFC Busheytail listened carefully, and muttered under his breath... "Nuts to that, I'm on my lunch break!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Squirrel, trained to be a real Gremlin in the enemys machines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 "Cats - who cares about those now!!" :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papav66 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Thanks for the Medal for killing those red uns, now where's my Squirrel Copter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Thanks for the Medal for killing those red uns, now where's my Squirrel Copter? I'm on the side of the Reds! :argh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I came, I saw, I conkered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiketheBike Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Right...where did I leave my Ferret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 He must be in the Royal Scots Greys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevpol Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 "1.2.3.4 United States Squirrel Corps!!!" "SIR! It is this Squirrel's duty to fight for God, Country and Mom's Acorn Pie! SIR!" "Why are you volunteering to go into the tunnels PFC?" "SIR, my father was a Tunnel Rat in Vietnam, want to follow in his claw steps SIR!" Mark :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauren Child Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 "I ordered a Ferret, but two digits got transposed when typing the requisition form....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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