Caption Competition, Big Cash Prizes. (Subject to Availability)

[6 X 6]

[Bodge Deep]

Surrender?

Nuts!

[Tony B]

You've heard of Secret Squirrel, Meet Special Air Squirrel!

[David Ives]

zero radio check

its the desert rats here

wrong

ok its the desert squirrels and we have lost the tree line

[AlienFTM]

Since he lost his glasses, Trooper Snooks (off-pic) was struggling to understand why his mouse seemed to have a mind of its own. Remembering a recent memo (attached), he considered performing his own maintenance.

 

Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

 

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following: P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls

P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls

[Redcap]

Squirrel News network: "Having determined that the infiltration of the UK by US Grey Squirrels was progressing too slowly, the Grey Squirrel Government (GSG) has declared war on British Red Squirrels (BRS). The Government issued this order through SNN at midnight: 'All teeth arm troops are to report to their units for immediate assignment'"

 

PFC Busheytail listened carefully, and muttered under his breath...

 

"Nuts to that, I'm on my lunch break!"

[Enigma]

Squirrel, trained to be a real Gremlin in the enemys machines...

[ArtistsRifles]

"Cats - who cares about those now!!" :rofl:

[Papav66]

Thanks for the Medal for killing those red uns, now where's my Squirrel Copter?

[Tony B]

Thanks for the Medal for killing those red uns, now where's my Squirrel Copter?

I'm on the side of the Reds! :argh:

[Snapper]

I came, I saw, I conkered.

[MiketheBike]

Right...where did I leave my Ferret?

[N.O.S.]

He must be in the Royal Scots Greys.

[chevpol]

"1.2.3.4 United States Squirrel Corps!!!"

 

"SIR! It is this Squirrel's duty to fight for God, Country and Mom's Acorn Pie! SIR!"

 

"Why are you volunteering to go into the tunnels PFC?"

"SIR, my father was a Tunnel Rat in Vietnam, want to follow in his claw steps SIR!"

 

Mark :cool:

[Lauren Child]

"I ordered a Ferret, but two digits got transposed when typing the requisition form....."