CanadianScottish Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 It has come to the attention of the CanadianScottish Formation Beer Drinking Display Team Committee, that a certain Stalwart owning member of this forum is taking his reenacting a bit too far. Far be it for me to criticise, however, Neil. I do think that a little constructive critique is in order :evil: A three wheel Landrover, whilst green, is in no way a suitable substitute for a GMC. The main drag through Americas Field in no way resembles the A31, even if Lee was on hand to field boundry wheels. Your speed, approach and angle of attack was all wrong Last, but by no means, least. There was no pink cushion in evidence I'm sure if you speak to Jack, he will be able to help you to improve your impression, after all. We owe it to all those veterans who have gone before us to get it right. CanadianScottish will be providing a beer can contents testing service at W&P this year. Don't get caught out by a faulty beer can! :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 LMFAO - has something happened to Neils landy?? Sounds like we had better have a whip round for Neil - Pink Cushion is on its way up to him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Hardyferret Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 :cofee: I think we need to know more about this.................. It sounds intriguing :cheesy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianScottish Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 He arrived yesterday with loose nuts :schocked:, seems like his local green machine appreciation society has been at it again, little toe rags. I'm not convinced though :evil:, if you ask me he was trying to emulate our glorious leader. I suspect having seen the generous donations made to the Essex Boys wheelnappers and shunters club collection box, he has come up with a novel way of financing his armour fetish :whistle: :-D :-D.. CanadianScottish wil be providing a beer can contents testing service at W&P this year. Don't get caught out by a faulty beer can :beer:. (Sorry Clive) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 'Fraid so folks...... Went for an MOT on the Friday morning and all was well. Between then and leaving for W&P on the Sunday evening some nast piece of <CENSORED> loosened every wheel nut on the N/S of my Landie!! It's always the N/S because the garden wall hides them from the road and the vehicle hdes them from the house in the banjo.... Anyways - we just got onto the M20 doing about 40mph when a loud clunking noise came from the front. just had time to think "what the hell's that" when the N/S front corner dropped and the wife said "thats oour front wheel rolling down the road". Managed to steer the Landie onto the hard shoulder whilst a Defender driver saw what had happened, kept pace with the wheel and nudged it back when it tried to drift into the carriageway - I had a quarter mile trot to get it back (each way). Then had the joy of trying to get the axle high enough to refit the wheel using the standard landie screw-type bottle jack... Mean time the daughter found one wheel nut in the inside carriageway and retreived it without getting flattened so I pinched a nut off of the other three wheels leaving me 4 nuts on each - then we took a SLOW drive to the show... When I checked the N/S rear wheels nuts they were barely finger tight. I suppose I'll report it to the Plod as usual but I doubt they will do anything - again........... Got replacement nuts for the missing ones at the show and the journey home was fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Shame you can't wire your nuts up,............. :whistle: (preffrably to the mains). Glad you and yours are OK, though. Just a thought, and I've no idea if its feasable or even affordable,........can you not look into a couple of those things wheel clampers use, -caravans, also;..............my reasoning behind this is they have a plate that hides the wheel nuts. Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Shame you can't wire your nuts up,............. :whistle: (preffrably to the mains). I'm fairly sure there are clubs you can go to for that :-D Seriously, I bumped into you Neil on Friday at the show and told me about this. That sort of immature malicious behaviour really makes my wee boil. I'm a nice person but if that ever happened to me I would be on the the phone to the mob to get tips on how to carry out a really pointed vendetta. :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 I do hope the cops will do something now because you could have got yourself badly wounded. What if it had come of in a corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Neil, the way I see it you have two choices 1. Do not buy the OT-90 and use the money to move house, in which case the idiots have won??? 2. I do not condone violence but in this case I would, you must have people around that area that does "work" for cash in hand quietly. :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 The South Africans have the right idea. A flame thrower fitted under the vehicle. I love the smell of burnt chav in the morning. :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 The Police MUST act. Isn't loosening wheelnuts a attempt to murder or manslaughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Comes under the heading AGREVATED Criminal Damage. The property was rendered unfit for purpose and LIFE was put at risk. Aresstable offence under section 24 P.A.C.E. 1984 Section 1 as the maximum penalty is life imprisonment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Need proof though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Seriously thinking of investing in CCTV to cover the drive and front of the house. Pee'd though that I have to go to these lengths when enough tax is taken off me to allegedly pay for the police who are allegedly there to rpotect the innocent from the scum, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 See your crime prevention officer and try to get soem smart weater. fabulous stuff, totally harmless (mores the shame) but dosen't come off for a bout 6 months. Leaves an indelable traceable UV mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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