Enigma Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 OK, fess up....who's got them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowtracdave Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Think Tony B had them last . Probably making them dress up as nursies and sit in the Dodge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Think Tony B had them last . Probably making them dress up as nursies and sit in the Dodge heard they turned him down, cause he was'nt wearing his lycra,......:cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 heard they turned him down, cause he was'nt wearing his lycra,......:cool2: Oh you have got to know sooooo welll. I'm off for a lie down in the back of the 101..:sweat::sweat: Actually last seen in Jack's care, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Enigma, I thought we passed them on to our belgian friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I flogged them on Milweb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Ives Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 so if you flogged them snapper do we get to see you this year dressed up in a tutu then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 That was last year. Didn't you see the Southend Yellow Advertiser? (I've not worked out where things in other colours get sold). They fitted me in between the usual blend of stolen video recorders and missing cats. I did make a special live appearance at the Sutton Arms in Southend last year, reprising the joyous sounds of the Blues Brothers. Unfortunately a loose affiliation of angry lesbians, some working girls and my own friends terminated the performance (powered by Guinness). It all ended rather messily when the pub manager strolled naked through the adjacent indian restaurant, thus spoiling my supper and leaving a trainspotter from Pickering totally bewildered. Only last month, my son's band played live at the pub with wholly more acceptable results. No lesbians were offended, children injured or careers threatened. MB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowtracdave Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 So if the Belgians had them last do we get them back dipped in chocolate ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 theres a rumour that the forigen outposts have lured them away with offers of unlimited digaredos. :nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 so if you flogged them snapper do we get to see you this year dressed up in a tutu then Thats just put me off my meatballs................:sweat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Lucky you, I had the WORST cumberland sausages I've ever eaten at lunchtime. Thank heavens for chocolate. But the idea of dancing girls dipped in the stuff has merit. Reminds me of that Deacon Blue song. Oh well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick W Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I do wonder at how peoples minds work sometimes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 This could lead to a whole new board. Who needs motor mechanics when you have the mind of the spannerack? I'd love to expand on this but my wife has told me to stop. Party on........... Barnes:cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I do wonder at how peoples minds work sometimes.... Proably in for restoration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I actually suffer bouts of intense migraine and depression brought on by head injuries suffered as a toddler and from a motor rally spectating accident in 1984. So I vere from common sense to complete and utter lunacy at the drop of a painkiller. People get used to it. I'd love to have my brain restored, but they haven't invented the science yet. Thank heaven for biscuits, family and places like this to maintain the equilibrium. The doctor is in M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 I do wonder at how peoples minds work sometimes.... Don't think these minds work at all.... I got a Ransom demand for the girls. Probably a scam... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 You too? Mine asked for 50,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars. I sent them a book of second class stamps and they were quite happy. I'm not quite sure why Mr Mugabe claims Britain wants to have Zimbabwe because most of it appears to be living in the UK already. Very nice people, actually. I'm not breaking the rules per se, but we were talking about the raving mad. Self included. Which leaves us with the Dancing Girls. When last seen they were helping Graham Norton look for Nancies. It's a thought that tickles Terry Wogan, atleast. But there's an image to conjure. Nearly as bad as that rainy night with Joris and the Soduku Queen, the Dorsets, RCubed and Rosemary, Debbie McGhee and a bundle of Clive Stevens soggy doughnuts....oh and me. What was that flipping beer called again, Mr Admin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 You too? Mine asked for 50,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars. I sent them a book of second class stamps and they were quite happy. I'm not quite sure why Mr Mugabe claims Britain wants to have Zimbabwe because most of it appears to be living in the UK already. Very nice people, actually. I'm not breaking the rules per se, but we were talking about the raving mad. Self included. Which leaves us with the Dancing Girls. When last seen they were helping Graham Norton look for Nancies. It's a thought that tickles Terry Wogan, atleast. But there's an image to conjure. Nearly as bad as that rainy night with Joris and the Soduku Queen, the Dorsets, RCubed and Rosemary, Debbie McGhee and a bundle of Clive Stevens soggy doughnuts....oh and me. What was that flipping beer called again, Mr Admin? :shake::shake::shocked:,...............oh, hang on, :sweat: just re read your posting; PHEW;...... ............note to meself, MUST get me eyes tested. :cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 What ho Brigadier, Me too. My eyes are definitely 'ucked and it isn't much of a help considering I am a photographer ......(no tittering at the back). Maybe Jack can get us all a discount at Specsavers. I can't even type my own phone number. I've spent 22 years handling pix of Page 3 girls (however I say it, it will invite scorn/ ridicule or yet more tittering) and this may have something to do it and actually met some of them...not the massive pleasure you might expect. Apparently one of them was really good at... ...but she wasn't interested in librarians; but this was in the days when footballers spoke the local dialects; so they were of no interest either. Pass the sauce M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 What ho Brigadier, Me too. My eyes are definitely 'ucked and it isn't much of a help considering I am a photographer ......(no tittering at the back). Maybe Jack can get us all a discount at Specsavers. I can't even type my own phone number. I've spent 22 years handling pix of Page 3 girls (however I say it, it will invite scorn/ ridicule or yet more tittering) and this may have something to do it and actually met some of them...not the massive pleasure you might expect. Apparently one of them was really good at... ...but she wasn't interested in librarians; but this was in the days when footballers spoke the local dialects; so they were of no interest either. Pass the sauce M Sort of know what you mean, re page 3 girls,...........was once involved with a Bikers bar and cafe, along in Brighton, and amoungst other events, got involved in the Children in need show,..........anyways, katie price, (Jordan) attended, in her slim black hair non silicon days, ......PHORR. Ahem.............Certainly a LOOKER,........but, I did find it hard work,.......(oh dear,........I can hear the tittering from here,......)to converse with her,.........in things other than fashion;......difficult as I lived in leather and para boots at the time; Did get her on the back of my trike for a blast along Maderia drive, on another occasion. :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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