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Anyone seen any April Fool jokes in the News or Press today?

 

I did hear about the Austrailian Government building Nests for Penguins on Bondi Beach to encourage them to stay.

 

Also, Richard Branson was starting a 'Pet Gym' with resident Vet for pawlarty and Wag-attack symptoms.

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I got my new electronic ignition from Frank Jolly - only to discover I had given him the wrong information on the polarity for the Ward La France. Very p---ed off.

 

Joke on me then - but I didn't find it funny.

 

Mark - numpty - heliops.

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luckily you have a balance, mine is tilted one way only and that is downwards:( :)

 

Ashley

 

Know the feeling - NatWest are talking about adding a surcharge on my bill for all the red ink they are now using!!! :shake: :shake:

 

 

Back on-topic GM TV had a good spoof going that fooled women into thinking they could log onto a special web site and they could then sit in front of their monitor whilst the site broadcast sound waves that did the same to the skin as moisturising cream..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Know the feeling - NatWest are talking about adding a surcharge on my bill for all the red ink they are now using!!! :shake: :shake:

 

 

Back on-topic GM TV had a good spoof going that fooled women into thinking they could log onto a special web site and they could then sit in front of their monitor whilst the site broadcast sound waves that did the same to the skin as moisturising cream..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

I can beleive that as most modern music makes my skin crawl anyway!!!

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Know the feeling - NatWest are talking about adding a surcharge on my bill for all the red ink they are now using!!! :shake: :shake:

 

 

Back on-topic GM TV had a good spoof going that fooled women into thinking they could log onto a special web site and they could then sit in front of their monitor whilst the site broadcast sound waves that did the same to the skin as moisturising cream..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

I should have convinced nice looking women that the best facecream is...

 

Oil of Olaf :cool2: :rofl:

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