Volksron Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 (edited) Hello, me again. A pal emailed this to me today. With all the doom and gloom around, this was a ray of sunshine.... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From a local daily comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their Land Rover to Asda, only to have it break down in the car park. The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people around the vehicle. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from underneath. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead Edited March 19, 2009 by Volksron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 :rofl::rofl::rofl:brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 :yay::yay::yay: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 That's the funniest thig I read today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 As good as one of my colleagues who described walking into our office loo to be confronted by a gentleman washing his undercarriage over a sink. "You carry on" is all he could feebly say as he got on with his own affairs. MB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienFTM Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Reminds me of a line that has stuck with me all these years (slightly paraphrased for decency) from my first ever tour in Omagh. It's my hand, my soap and my undercarriage and I'll wash it as fast as I want. I can attribute it to our attached RHG/D Trooper whose name now sadly escapes me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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