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Ditto the concerns, lol

 

However, looking at the photos, I'm reminded of an old joke concerning aircraft... the form that the RAF use for certifying an aircraft fit to fly is the Form 600 (it's a book, really, rather than a form, but that's another story); in this, all manner of 'gripes' are written up, and the rectifications noted.

 

One pilot, annoyed with his ground crew, wrote..

 

Port Wing heavy.

 

The solution entered was "Port trim tab adjusted"

 

The pilot next entered Starboard Wing heavy.

 

The solution entered was "Starboard trim tab adjusted"

 

Determined to get his own back, the pilot then entered "Both Wings heavy"

 

This being April First, the ground Crew Flight Sergeant then entered "MO asked to put pilot on steroids"

 

:evil:

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I like the one'Aircraft won't fly straight'

to which the reply was 'Aircraft told to fly at attention'

 

A couple of others 'Radio hums'

Radio taught the words

 

And best of all: Auto landing very rough

 

!!!!! This aircraft not fitted for auto landing.

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More Form 600...

 

Pilot - "Port engine missing"

Mechanic - "Port engine found on wing after brief search"

 

Pilot - "Dead bugs on windshield"

Mechanic - "Live bugs on back order"

 

Pilot - "Evidence of oil leak on number one engine"

Mechanic - "Evidence removed!"

 

and on one airline it was costomary for the pilot to stand at the door and say goodbye to the passengers as they left. After a very rough landing, an old lady came to the pilot and said....

 

"Did we land or were we shot down!"

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That looks like the IWM Duxford spitfire mock-up. It was damaged last year when it was caught by high winds and rolled over on the airfield. As such it's had lots of practice at embedding itself in the ground. The last time I saw it, it was in pieces in one of the small shelters, but I had heard it had been fixed up.

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Guest catweazle (Banned Member)
Same here - :argh::argh::rofl:

REgardless of what anyone sez ,i had nothing to do with it.:-D

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That looks like the IWM Duxford spitfire mock-up. It was damaged last year when it was caught by high winds and rolled over on the airfield. As such it's had lots of practice at embedding itself in the ground. The last time I saw it, it was in pieces in one of the small shelters, but I had heard it had been fixed up.

 

 

Yep, it's the ex-Duxford one. The East of England Military Museum now own it (as well as the Mk IV Tank we had over our trench at Kelmarsh), the same chaps that had the Comet, Universal Carriers, 6 pounder, 17 pounder and other vehicles last year, and I presume this year

 

http://www.militarymuseumweb.org.uk/

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