Ahh Biscuits Brown AB- the famous three day movement:red:. Mind you the Izal would make you very retisent anyway. A mate of mine in the Pionners was a night mare to go anywhere with. The car would end up loaded with proffed toilet rolls.
Never seen them printed but instructions for Iazal were 1. Fold sheet into triangle, 2 Tear off top of triangle, 3 Place finger through hole in top of triangle, 4 Apply as required, 5 Use remaining top of triangle to clean under fingernail.
A little story from WW2, Soldier goes to the Latrine, pitch dark, gropes on to the bench. Hears a companion in the gloom, followed by tinklle , tinkle tinkle, groan!. First Soldier, 'By I wish I could move like that'. Second Soldier, 'No mate you don't. That were me knife fork and spoon.