:confused::confused::shocking:
I think I'll go for a lie down. To vivid an imagination.:nut:
To be English however,
1Forigners begin at Calais.
2 Following ash clouds, the wrong type of snow in the Channel Tunnel, hurricanes in the ENGLISH Channel, the newspaper headlines are ' Continet cut off!'
3 English is always understandable, if the forigner is playing dumb 'JUST SPEACK LOUDER!'
4 Vist sunny place, sit under sun shade.
5 And yes I have seen it. When Granny gets to Forign beach, take of shoes, roll up dress and stick in draws, go paddaling.
6 English people are never prejudice, they just feel sorry for all those who aren't English.
Go on then! Explain Lekker?