Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi.
The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof.
It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay.
I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches.
I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. Although what the daft b*****d wants with an ex box I'll never know.
The most common surname in China is Chang, correct me if you think that's Wong.
I got a phone call from British Gas to say my bill was outstanding.
I said, "Thanks!"
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.
The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you.
And then it hit me.