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Joris

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Compliments of Spike Milligan

 

 

 

Outside a lunatic asylum one day

 

 

 

A Gunner was picking up stones

 

 

 

Up popped a lunatic and said to him

 

 

 

Good morning Gunner Jones

 

 

 

How much a week do you get for doing that?

 

 

 

Fifteen bob I cried

 

 

 

He looked at me

 

 

 

With a look of glee and this is what he cried

 

 

 

 

 

 

Come inside you silly bugger come inside

 

 

 

I thought you had a bit more sense

 

 

 

Working for the Army take my tip

 

 

 

Act a bit barmy and become a lunatic

 

 

 

You get your four meals regular

 

 

 

And two new suits beside

 

 

 

Wot? Fifteen bob a week

 

 

 

And a wife and kids to keep

 

 

 

Come inside you silly bugger come inside.

 

 

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