exocet R.I.P. Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 O.k,I own up.Ihave just eaten a flapjack and taken the Dingo out for a drive. Was that just a trip on the wild side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Hope you filled in the risk assessment form for both activities beforehand!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 That Goat gene would be handy in a few horses I know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Hope you filled in the risk assessment form for both activities beforehand!! Caution: Have you assed the risk you might slip and stab your self with a ball point pen?:angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike65 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Caution: Have you assed the risk you might slip and stab your self with a ball point pen?:angel: What you got that far. I am in deep doodoo with the H&S at the moment. I wanted a flapjack so I decided to fill out the form. Having checked on line the use of a wax crayon is acceptable provide the correct face protection is worn to stop you getting it stuck up the nose. So I believed I was OK. However the form has given me a severe paper cut and as there was blood on it I was unable to deny this happened and I am by all accounts now liable for prosecution for not carrying out the correct paper handling procedure and filing of the appropriate form. The wife even makes flapjacks in individual circular tins. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scammell4199 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 of course square flapjacks don't have corners do they........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 What you got that far. I am in deep doodoo with the H&S at the moment.I wanted a flapjack so I decided to fill out the form. Having checked on line the use of a wax crayon is acceptable provide the correct face protection is worn to stop you getting it stuck up the nose. So I believed I was OK. However the form has given me a severe paper cut and as there was blood on it I was unable to deny this happened and I am by all accounts now liable for prosecution for not carrying out the correct paper handling procedure and filing of the appropriate form. The wife even makes flapjacks in individual circular tins. Mike Dosen't that make them biscuits? Oh Dear!! Inland Revenue VAT will be after you!! If it's a cake it dosen't pay VAT, but! If it is a biscuit it does. (Inland Revnue V Jaffa Cakes) :red: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locolines Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Dosen't that make them biscuits? Oh Dear!! Inland Revenue VAT will be after you!! If it's a cake it dosen't pay VAT, but! If it is a biscuit it does. (Inland Revnue V Jaffa Cakes) :red: Crumbs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Crumbs! = recycled aggregate - no aggregate Levy on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locolines Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 even Herman Goring new about Canvey islands secret weapon. In the Battle of Britain film his character is standing there with a big map of Canvey behind him ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 How do you think Goering got so bit?? He was into the pre-war Canvey Island flap jacks in a biiig way And on a similar note - anyone seen the story of the WPC who is suing a garage owner because she tripped over a kerb whilst answering a 999 call ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 even Herman Goring new about Canvey islands secret weapon. In the Battle of Britain film his character is standing there with a big map of Canvey behind him ! Planning improvements? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locolines Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Planning improvements? It certainly needs it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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