Whats the "Nickname" of your MV

[Lardrover]

Now I know that My Eager Beaver is a Falkland Island vet, I am toying with "Bennie" or "Kelper" or is that not P.C.?

 

I think the story goes that you can call it "Still" if anyone complains about Bennie.

 

Surprised that no-one has mentioned the name "startyoubastard". My first one was called the Lardrover. Not sure if that was a typo of Landrover or Lardlover.

 

I'll get me goat...