Enigma Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 (edited) OK, normally what happens at A&E stays at A&E....but not this time. We all know stories about Orbs, UFO's, Cropcircles, Jack's hair and pyramids. But this is a new one.... The man next to it may have been using some Dark Arts to entice the toilet to follow. :evil: Click to play. Edited July 4, 2012 by Enigma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gritineye Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 (edited) Dark arts indeed, and seemingly a bit of an enigma, but at last these Pseudo Phantom Portaloo Pilferers can be exposed! Who do they think they are just slipping into our wartime time space continuum and making off with any Tardis shaped object they fancy? As expected our Alien alert surveillance system was triggered, and images where captured...but cleverly (yes aliens are very clever) they kept their faces hidden. Luckily the last frame captured revealed one of them, realizing it was being filmed, desperately trying to contort it's ghastly visage into a close resemblance of one of the most cheerful and likeable humans around, but we aren't fooled..we know what they were.. Edited July 4, 2012 by gritineye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trustmeimamechanic Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 No comment - :cool2: , we did try teleporting it....... as you can see we may have used the words " Beam it up Scotty "... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Scott Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 :laugh::laugh::laugh:!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Dark arts indeed, ... Now when I first read Enigma's post I thought it said dark ANTS :blush: And trustmeimamechanic reminds me of my favourite bit of graffiti seen inside a toilet cubicle from the 1970s: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Oh come on Gents!! That is taking bio fuel a bit far! It really can be said to be taking the P***. :nono: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Oh no, Bernard spilled the beans. :noyay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 They have posh names for tardis suppliers down in Dorset, don't they? TEMPORARY TOILETS Up here in carrot country we have a company called JIMMY RIDDLE :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Barrell Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Part Time Pi**ers Standby Shi**ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m109a3uk Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 We have always called them Turdis's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Farrant Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I thought the blue and white ones were redundant RAC boxes :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Comber Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Dark arts indeed, and seemingly a bit of an enigma, but at last these Pseudo Phantom Portaloo Pilferers can be exposed! Who do they think they are just slipping into our wartime time space continuum and making off with any Tardis shaped object they fancy? As expected our Alien alert surveillance system was triggered, and images where captured...but cleverly (yes aliens are very clever) they kept their faces hidden. [ATTACH=CONFIG]64218[/ATTACH] Luckily the last frame captured revealed one of them, realizing it was being filmed, desperately trying to contort it's ghastly visage into a close resemblance of one of the most cheerful and likeable humans around, but we aren't fooled..we know what they were.. [ATTACH=CONFIG]64219[/ATTACH] Rumbled again i see, the things we do to get an ensuite !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I had this idea for a high class private portable toilet hire business. Was going to buy a load of old red phone boxes and put solid panels in up to 'modesty' height. The phones could be interconnected so you could talk to whoever was in next door. The weight of them would make it a truck and Hiab job though, not good for peoples' lawns I was trying to think of a name for the operation - someone suggested 'Call Of Nature'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 I had this idea for a high class private portable toilet hire business. Was going to buy a load of old red phone boxes and put solid panels in up to 'modesty' height. The phones could be interconnected so you could talk to whoever was in next door. The weight of them would make it a truck and Hiab job though, not good for peoples' lawns I was trying to think of a name for the operation - someone suggested 'Call Of Nature'. [/QUOTE] Ha ha that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I had this idea for a high class private portable toilet hire business. Was going to buy a load of old red phone boxes and put solid panels in up to 'modesty' height. The phones could be interconnected so you could talk to whoever was in next door. The weight of them would make it a truck and Hiab job though, not good for peoples' lawns I was trying to think of a name for the operation - someone suggested 'Call Of Nature'. Fantastic!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.O.S. Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Fantastic!!!! If you're interested, I'm quite willing to discuss this with you before appearing on Dragon's Wagon Den! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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