In my far off days at HMS Ganges, it snowed. We got the job of sweeping the 'Quaterdeck' outside the headquarters building. The CPO Eggy Bowen was in charge, a new young Subby came up with the bright idea that fire hoses would wash the snow away. Eggy tried to point out the faults of this plan, like the below freezin tempratures, but Subby insisted. At this point Eggy saluted and said 'Yes Sir!'. He then gathered us little Nozzers round and said 'Right lads! You all know unless an order is illegal you do it first, then complain'.
'I will now teach you the other rule, the subtlest form of insubordination is take a stupid order and do it. So we will now wash the snow off the Quarterdeck.'
We all set to with a will. Some time later the Quaterdeck clear of snow, the Captain walked out and went flat on his brass hat. Eggy was immediatly summoned and questoned closley. The legend went that the Captain's interview with the Subby was heard in Ipswich!
About eight weeks later while watching an inter mes football match on a Saturday afternoon, Eggy collapsed and died, a good man gone. But I learnt a very important lesson. :cool2: