Saw this, thought of Rosie.
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
As for Calvados, next time in Normandy, go to Tilly Sur selle. Just outside is Jerusalem Farm Cemetry. The farm itself has been making Calvados since the 16 century. They only sell at the farm. Like drinking liquid sunshine! Best of the best.