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Hope you filled in the risk assessment form for both activities beforehand!!

Caution: Have you assed the risk you might slip and stab your self with a ball point pen?:angel:

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Caution: Have you assed the risk you might slip and stab your self with a ball point pen?:angel:

 

What you got that far. I am in deep doodoo with the H&S at the moment.

I wanted a flapjack so I decided to fill out the form.

Having checked on line the use of a wax crayon is acceptable provide the correct face protection is worn to stop you getting it stuck up the nose. So I believed I was OK.

However the form has given me a severe paper cut and as there was blood on it I was unable to deny this happened and I am by all accounts now liable for prosecution for not carrying out the correct paper handling procedure and filing of the appropriate form.

 

The wife even makes flapjacks in individual circular tins.

 

Mike

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What you got that far. I am in deep doodoo with the H&S at the moment.

I wanted a flapjack so I decided to fill out the form.

Having checked on line the use of a wax crayon is acceptable provide the correct face protection is worn to stop you getting it stuck up the nose. So I believed I was OK.

However the form has given me a severe paper cut and as there was blood on it I was unable to deny this happened and I am by all accounts now liable for prosecution for not carrying out the correct paper handling procedure and filing of the appropriate form.

 

The wife even makes flapjacks in individual circular tins.

 

Mike

Dosen't that make them biscuits? Oh Dear!! Inland Revenue VAT will be after you!! If it's a cake it dosen't pay VAT, but! If it is a biscuit it does. (Inland Revnue V Jaffa Cakes) :red:

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Dosen't that make them biscuits? Oh Dear!! Inland Revenue VAT will be after you!! If it's a cake it dosen't pay VAT, but! If it is a biscuit it does. (Inland Revnue V Jaffa Cakes) :red:

Crumbs!

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even Herman Goring new about Canvey islands secret weapon. In the Battle of Britain film his character is standing there with a big map of Canvey behind him !

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How do you think Goering got so bit?? He was into the pre-war Canvey Island flap jacks in a biiig way :D

 

And on a similar note - anyone seen the story of the WPC who is suing a garage owner because she tripped over a kerb whilst answering a 999 call ??????

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even Herman Goring new about Canvey islands secret weapon. In the Battle of Britain film his character is standing there with a big map of Canvey behind him !

 

Planning improvements?

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