Marmite!! Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 The Clubhouse Extension is nearing completion so I made a site visit today. Against the committees advice Jack decide to reject the quote from the British builders & go with a cheaper one from the Dutch firm Joris reccomended... as you can see their building standards are not the same as ours... The first floor restaurant hasn't got much of a view.. Who decided we needed extra car park lighting at the last minute? Jack's office.. another last minute change... :shake: & this is just taking the P... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I think the last picture was Jacks request... he muttered something in the office the other day about his 'prince Albert is giving him trouble... What his watchchain has to do with the bathrooms I've no idea but there y'go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gritineye Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 On Jack's orders Juliette's room, the one below his top floor one, had the balcony door omitted as he can't stand being kept awake by tipsy members misquoting Shakespeare all night, also Juliette will need comforting as she's afraid of the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espressodude Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 that's quite the clubhouse...must have been built on a government contract, designed by an architect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 OI, it wasn't a Dutch contractor! You can tell by the absense of a windmill on the roof... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 OI, it wasn't a Dutch contractor!You can tell by the absense of a windmill on the roof... You didn't spot the HMVF wind farm then:coffee: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 You didn't spot the HMVF wind farm then:coffee: There are even Tulips in the pic. New sport, strapping yourself to one arm and round and round you go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 We can name the first one the Paris Hilton room. :cool2: Unfortunatley there has been a slight mishap on the bridge over the DUKW pond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Does the windmill have mice in and snap of Ronnie Hilton over the kitchen sink? Here's a view of the roof garden.....very Grand Designs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Wev'e gone down the mouse with clogs on in the windmill route already! No more karioke PLEASE!! :shake: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Does the windmill have mice in and snap of Ronnie Hilton over the kitchen sink? Here's a view of the roof garden.....very Grand Designs... I'm a bit worried what Jack is growing on the roof :nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The Clubhouse Extension is nearing completion so I made a site visit today. Against the committees advice Jack decide to reject the quote from the British builders & go with a cheaper one from the Dutch firm Joris reccomended... as you can see their building standards are not the same as ours... Lee that just made me laugh out loud, seriously! I just thought if we went for the Dutch quote then things would be built quicker. I am now concerned as I was going to propose in the staff room that we have the same firm build an HMVF Channel Tunnel - I have the plans from them right here, they have even planned to have life boats at every two miles- should we be concerned?? Joris said it is the same crew that is building his house..........:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Joris said it is the same crew that is building his house..........:confused: Last I heard was Joris's builders were having a bit of a problem with his new drains... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I'm a bit worried what Jack is growing on the roof :nono: It was the bamboo scaffolding that worried me....:shocked: Watching the blokes swarm over tower blocks on that stuff in HK was very interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 With Sanpper's admissions of a big event in May, we'll need an extension to the SAGA lounge, and when is the new Stannah stair lift coming? :argh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 well if we knock jacks office down and make more space for us all . he doesnt use it anymore , he s either in normandy flying. over it , or on his way to overloon . same as said before hes catching up alan wicker ,..:coffee: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian2b Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 well if we knock jacks office down and make more space for us all . he doesnt use it anymore , he s either in normandy flying. over it , or on his way to overloon . same as said before hes catching up alan wicker ,..:coffee: The reason Jack never uses the HMVF club house office anymore is because Lee is always in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 Going to have to have a word with Mrs.Beckett... she's slacking on the cleaning duties.. (wonder what the RSM would say if he saw these:shake:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian2b Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Going to have to have a word with Mrs.Beckett... she's slacking on the cleaning duties.. (wonder what the RSM would say if he saw these:shake:) I wonder what would be said if he saw what you was looking at on the pc :shocked: (now where is that picture):-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 I wonder what would be said if he saw what you was looking at on the pc :shocked: (now where is that picture):-D Far too shocking for this forum:sweat:anyway I just found it like that.. think Major Whatley was on the PC before me:cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Take those boots off the couch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I hope you had that News of the World ironed... i hadn't even looked at it yet and you know Snap likes to keep 'em for his portfolio... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abn deuce Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Was the original photo on the monitor the one of Catweazle's Paris Hilton groupie or the one of the turret totty hottie with the engine head gasket ? I m thinking it was one of the chorus line Dancing Girls group pic's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 You should be doing my day job, Pete. I suppose we could have a special suite built for Paris. Lend us one of your tents, Jack. She can sleep at the back of the stables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowtracdave Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 And when is the new Stannah stair lift coming? :argh: Better make sure it's the new GT version then........... You know................ The one that gets you to the top of the stairs before you've forgotten what you were going up for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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