Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 You may need to read Shyte to understand where this comes from,the prints not good dont know why,any ideas? In an effort to understand whats in this web business i have been doing a bit of studying. A SHYTE is a measure of information usually on a computor.One Shyte equals one byte.A shyte is used to measure corrupt data,bad programing and rubbish on the internet.A spam message might contain 5 kiloshytes (ks) a virus infected file attachment could be 1.5 megashytes (ms) in size.A bad sector on a hard disk might take up 3 megashytes.Something measured in gigashytes (gs) can be left to the imagination. If old Regi Shyte could read this i think he would laugh his head off. Of course this could just be a load of old -----. JORIS?.:-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Farrant Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 You should have put this one up, on April 1st :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john wheatley (R.I.P.) Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 You should have put this one up, on April 1st :-D :rofl::rofl::rofl: Regards, John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 :cool2: Nice one, matey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 You may need to read Shyte to understand where this comes from,the prints not good dont know why,any ideas?In an effort to understand whats in this web business i have been doing a bit of studying. A SHYTE is a measure of information usually on a computor.One Shyte equals one byte.A shyte is used to measure corrupt data,bad programing and rubbish on the internet.A spam message might contain 5 kiloshytes (ks) a virus infected file attachment could be 1.5 megashytes (ms) in size.A bad sector on a hard disk might take up 3 megashytes.Something measured in gigashytes (gs) can be left to the imagination. If old Regi Shyte could read this i think he would laugh his head off. Of course this could just be a load of old -----. JORIS?.:-D STill waiting for your views on this JORIS:rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Don't forget the terrashytes - what I usually have the morning after a curry. MB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Don't forget the terrashytes - what I usually have the morning after a curry. MB :shake: FAR TOO MUCH INFOMATION,..............:sweat::sweat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Don't forget the terrashytes - what I usually have the morning after a curry. MB :tup::Wheres all our other funny men got to?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Elsdon Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Ive even heard you can carry your shyte around in removeable thumb drives, not to sure what happens when you pull your thumb out though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Ive even heard you can carry your shyte around in removeable thumb drives, not to sure what happens when you pull your thumb out though? This rings bells,doesnt a plum or something fall out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick W Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Not forgetting the Bagoshyte....This is a vehicle that is usually well past its best and been round the clock more than once. They are made by various manufacturers, you have the Ford Bagoshyte ( previously known as a Sierra), Vauxhall Bagoshyte (Previously nova). Owning and running an MOT station we tend to see a few of these. The particular characteristic of these vehicles is to leave behind piles of rust on the car lift after being tested with the "Corrosion Assessment Tool" (Hammer.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 :rofl::rofl::rofl:lets have some more :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Don't forget SMELLOSHYTE,........:cool2: this is usually when your left fighting for breath after peing passed by young female (male :shake:) wearing only what could be described as .........well, as above, really. :rofl: Give me coal tar soap, any day. :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Don't forget SMELLOSHYTE,........:cool2: this is usually when your left fighting for breath after peing passed by young female (male :shake:) wearing only what could be described as .........well, as above, really. :rofl: Give me coal tar soap, any day. :-D Very familiar with this one, girl at work, pheeeeew.......pass the smelling salts:shake::sweat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Very familiar with this one, girl at work, pheeeeew.......pass the smelling salts:shake::sweat: Whats slightly more worrying is there's a guy at work, who must BATH in the stuff before coming on shift,............working in the Mental Health section of the health service, you can possible imagine some of the reactions/comments............:whistle: he recieves; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 In the broadcast media there is the soundshyte - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 as a person here who is qualified to spread it, I hold the nessacary competence certificte, what a load of Shyte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Bookoshyte,plenty of these about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Friends of mine just back from Nile cruise observed shytehawks named by tommys during the war,also were struck down by the egyptoshytes.similier to the Inca quikstep from south america,or theTehran Trotts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Friends of mine just back from Nile cruise observed shytehawks named by tommys during the war, We've got thousands of those b.....s round here, could do with exporting some if you're in the market:-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Friends of mine just back from Nile cruise observed shytehawks named by tommys during the war,also were struck down by the egyptoshytes.similier to the Inca quikstep from south america,or theTehran Trotts. Egyptoshytes, usually caused by the flies , the Tommys had a name for that too.:-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauren Child Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Actually, real life can be quite amusing. While evryone knows bits and bytes (a byte is 8 bits) not many people know that 2bits is a crumb 4bits in a nybble 8bits is s byte 16 bits is a playte 32 bits is dynner Getting bay to Shyte, you cold have an attoshyte, which you wouldn't want to put on your head, but would be very small (atto is SI speak for x 10^-18, so an attoshyte is 0.000000000000000001 of a shyte). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 :tup::Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 i see this everyday nothing new to me, working & unblocking drains everyday i love my job too ,:sweat:.................:coffee: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gritineye Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Our Rayburn keeps going out due to the coalman selling me a load of Anthrashyte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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