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Well folks im back, its been a long and at times dark journey and my heart felt thanks to those you have kept in touch (you know who you are). On this journey I have learnt many things about myself and human nature.

 

My wife (soon to be ex) told me she wanted a divorce because she had stopped loving me and I went through taking an overdose to self harm in an effort to win her back only to find out she is seeing her best mates husband.

 

I have had to sell my beloved ex-mod 109 and move into a shared house but I have found love in the arms of another woman (my angel) and soon will receive my money from the house sale, with this I can buy my dream HMV.

 

So expect to be annoyed by me asking questions soon and turning up both above and underground lol :-D

 

 

 

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:-D the best thing is i have found another lover and yes things do get better but if asked that a few weeks ago i would have laughed and reached for my 12 bore BUT and it is a BIG but life goes on :whistle:

 

glad the 109 is well loved but best warn AR ill want to rub my leg on it when i see it next lol

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Welcome back my friend and good to see you back and getting on your feet.

 

We kept your seat free by the fire and there is some beer in fridge - but just because you have been away doesn't mean that you can make a mess of this place so empty beer cans go in the bin, not down the back of the sofa!

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Hi Richard, glad to have you back on board! Don't pay too much attention to Jack, Bernie gave him hell for the way he left the site before heading off to the Salsibury Plain. Now he's a bit crossed with us, as if we can help it that he was to daft to get enough bins for all the new lads joining up daily!

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Good to have you back mate - and good to hear things are resolving happily for you.

 

Rest assured the 109 has been looked after - failed the MOT the other week on brake cylinders and those are being dealt with as soon as the Stalwart problems are sorted out. :-) :-) :-)

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Cheer up, brian. you know what they say

Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a wistle!

And this'll help things turn out for the best..

And..

 

(The music fades into the song)

 

...Always look on the bright side of life!

(Whistle)

 

Always look on the light side of life..

If life seems jolly rotten

There's something you've forgotten!

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

 

When you're feeling in the dumps

Don't be silly chumps

Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!

And... always look on the bright side of life..

 

(Whistle)

Come on!

 

(Other start to join in)

Always look on the bright side of life..

(Whistle)

 

For life is quite absurd

And death's the final word

You must always face the curtain with a bow!

Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin

Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

 

So always look on the bright side of death!

Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit

When you look at it

 

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true

You'll see it's all a show

Keep 'em laughing as you go

Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

 

And always look on the bright side of life

(Whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life

(Whistle)

:-D :-D :-D

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Ah - so that's where the innocent bit of Essex is then ?

 

I know it's not my bit anymore .

Had The Witnesses to the door Saturday spreading the word and decrying the moral decline of the world .

 

Didn't like to tell him that I've been making large contributions to the moral decline for years .

 

:-o :-D

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Ah - so that's where the innocent bit of Essex is then ?

 

I know it's not my bit anymore .

Had The Witnesses to the door Saturday spreading the word and decrying the moral decline of the world .

 

Didn't like to tell him that I've been making large contributions to the moral decline for years .

 

:-o :-D

 

 

Better not tell you that I am one then!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

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glad to be back and over this silly thing called love - oh no im back in love :oops: any way your Essex boys had better watch out as i m moving up there soon to brin a bit of Kentish sophistication to you lol :whistle:

 

 

Can we Essex lads assume you will be bringing the Womble outfit as well Richard :dunno:

 

Or is that one of the things on your list of fetishes :whistle:

 

 

Oh Oh Oh .......................I feel an Ode coming on

 

Underground, overground, Wombling free

The Womble of the Nuclear Bunker is he

making good use of the things that he finds

leaving a flourescent trail behind

 

Richard Bulgaria, he can remember a time

when he thought Kent was first in line.

But then he got the call

and said "sod it all"

 

Moving to Essex and living in harmoneeeeeeeeeee.

 

Speaking of fetishes, he has em all

You should see what he does with a bat and a ball :roll:

But he has promised to leave them behind

Cos Essex girls aren't into fetishes of any kind ;-)

 

Sorry Richard .......................could'nt resist :whistle:

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