Jack Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Ok, some one get me up to spead - what is the gossip? Who is pregnant? Who has a new job? Who has bought what.......?? Has Hardy Ferret bought anything else - is it true that he is starting his own PW museum :? :dunno: Come on - spill the beans :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowtracdave Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Welcome home Jack - been very quiet while you were away . Was here all by myself at one stage over the weekend ! Think everybody else was in the shed while I was supposed to be decorating . But they have mostly been behaving . D :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Oh!! your'e back...........................hello there ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 craaaap he's back ... quick tidy up... look busy :angel: :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 craaaap he's back ... quick tidy up... look busy :angel: :whistle: Oh right, so whilst I have been away propping up the empire, nothing has been going on...don't know why I bother :dunno: :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Back already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Hardyferret Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Hi Ya Poppet :yay: We've missed you. :whistle: Its been so quite :yawn: Have you brought us back any pressies........................Sticks of rock, Micky mouse ear hats, straw donkeys, over sized sombreros...................anything :dunno: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Hi Ya Matey Did you manage to get the ink off your fingers at last, I hope they only done it once and no latex gloves involved :schocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 The website turned briefly into a porn site... which was nice Funilly enough the poster of the offending material was in america... Where've you been Jack? :whistle: :computerterror: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Nah, it can't be Jack., he does not have a clue how to post such things. :box: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 Morning folks! Good to be back, now trying to get back into the swing of it.......well going to go and pick up a battery today for the Jimmy - got to get your priorities right! Good trip was had and started and finished The Road To Arnhem buy Don Burget whilst 35,000ft up - had a shed load of business to whilst on the flight but I couldn't put the book down :computerterror2: Salt Lake City has to be one of the most boring places on the earth, it is a 'dry' city where the class wine as 'hard liquor' :computerterror2: that just isn't far, have the company credit card and I can't buy a decent drink :computerterror2: Didn't have time for any shooting ranges this time which was bit of a bummer but may be next time :-D The flight home was eventful as I had to fly into Cincinnati to pick up my flight to London but when arrived there our plane was 'broke' so I had to jump on another plane and fly up to New York and then jump on another plane to fly home :computerterror2: On the flight to New York we were all treated like royalty as the airline had screwed up so it was as much food as you could eat and wait for it - as much alcohol as you could drink :schocked: so I did say to myself that it would be awfully rude of me not to sample some of the Whisky :whistle: so there I was, in a near empty plane, at 35,000ft, doing some work on my Laptop, drinking double Whisky's, thanking my lucky stars that I wasn't a crew member of a Lancaster bomber .......sometimes life can be just right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie The Jeep Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 You've been away???????? :-D You might have missed Berni in her new underware? Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 You've been away???????? :-D You might have missed Berni in her new underware? Steve Ok.......tell me more :schocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie The Jeep Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Read the Third post http://www.hmvf.co.uk/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=49&topic=3202.0 Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 Read the Third post http://www.hmvf.co.uk/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=49&topic=3202.0 Steve :schocked: wow - Berni you wear anything over the top of that :? :schocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 The rumours about all members coming to the Netherlands getting drunk and smoking Hash, enjoying ourselves driving MV through various places hollaring at 05:00 am are not true.... :flower: Also the storys off me getting Monkeylovin with 3, 18-21 year old girls aren't true.... :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 We know matey, we know..........WAKE UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 We know matey, we know..........WAKE UP :yawn:......Huh What?? :argh: :banghead:, #%@$#! Thanks for interupting a beautiful dream, grrrrrmmmmblll.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 :schocked: wow - Berni you wear anything over the top of that :? :schocked: We couldn't be that lucky enough for her to say she doesn't!!!!! :schocked: :schocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie The Jeep Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I can feel a HMVF Calender coming on here. I'm not too bad with a camera, so I'll put my name down for that. We need a dozen groups of vehicles ( WW1, WW2 and Post War!!! ) and then Berni in her new underware draped across the various vehicles. What do you think? Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Blimey, don't worry about the vehicles :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M5Clive Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 One thing you didn't miss jack - but wish you had - And that was the 4am phone call from me on Monday morning this week just ringing to chew the fat.............. :-D You could have told me you were away for a few days - think of my phone bill :-o Cds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 One thing you didn't miss jack - but wish you had - And that was the 4am phone call from me on Monday morning this week just ringing to chew the fat.............. :-D Oh bl**dy hell - Mr Stevens :BANNED!: After a hard day at it and really knowing the benefits of getting a good nights sleep so you don't get the jet lag, so you are fresh the next day, so you can concentrate on the job in hand, so you can earn your many, so you can grow your company so you can feed your children...... Time - 04:14 Situation - Jack sound a sleep after having an intensive 16 hour day Time - 04:15 Situation - ring ring Situation - Jack jumps out of his bed to grab the phone as it could be his wife with an emergency - who else on earth was going to call me at that time of day? Action - pick up the phone, look at the screen to not see my wife calling but a Mr C Stevens is flashing on the screen. Time - 04:15:19 Situation - phone has stopped ringing as Clive has hung up Time - 04:15:22 Situation - Jack thinking that all is well as Clive doesn't realise that I am in the States - Jack goes back to bed to try and get back to that all important sleep so I don't get the jet lag, so you are fresh the next day, so you can concentrate on the job in hand, so you can earn your many, so you can grow your company so you can feed your children...... Time - 04:20:57 Situation - Jack drifting back into that all important sleep so I don't get the jet lag, so you are fresh the next day, so you can concentrate on the job in hand, so you can earn your many, so you can grow your company so you can feed your children...... Time - 04:27:41 Situation - Buzz buzz, text arrives on my phone - best open it just in case it is my wife - Jack reads text out aloud to himself " Hi Jack - Clive here - by the sounds of the ring tone you are in the USA - hope I didn't wake you - let me know when you are back" TIME - IT COULD BE AT ANY MOMENT ACTION - KILL CLIVE AT THE EARLIEST POSSIBLE MOMENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 There there Jack. Sit down :-), take a cupper :cofee:, relax :wave: OK now get up, take a shovel and beat the crap out of a molehill or something.... See, it helps!!!! No need to thanke me, just call me Dr. Feelgood :flower: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Just keepin' tabs on you Jack... You can run... :nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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