Graffitti, is that some sort of pasta?

[General Mayhem]

Graffitti, no it's not a new form of pasta. It's random witicisms, often on toilet walls, but in this case has anything, written in the muck of an unwashed vehicle, had you in stitches?

"I wish my wife was this filthy" is so common that it's boring.

But the response:

"Let me tell you, mate, she is." cracked me up. And so did:

"Cleaned by the NHS!" But I'm sure that you can do better than that.

[Enigma]

"You think this car is dirty? Well YOU clean it then...."

[Bodge Deep]

"Also available in white"

[Degsy]

My favourite was on a Volvo Estate with 2 teenage passengers in the rear, the sign said 'Hire a teenager while they still know it all'

[Jolly Jeeper]

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica for sale. Surplus to requirements, wife knows everything.

[ArtistsRifles]

"Singh & Sons. Tried the Cowboys? Now try the Indians!!

[john wheatley (R.I.P.)]

I remember this written on the wall of a bar which for some obscure reason was known as the bucket of blood in I think New Zealand in the sixties;

May the Lord above,

Send down a dove,

With wings as sharp as razors,

To cut the throats,

Of all the blokes,

Who sell bad beer to sailors.

:schocked:

John.