When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.
When a Japanese knight, Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze, In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests, Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!
When on Mt. Cook you see, An aborigine,
That's a Maori.
When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head,
That's Zamora.