Bodge Deep

B*gger the friends! They'll still be arguing next week They can bore you with it then :evil:

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Happy belated barfday

Its not finnish is it :dunno:

Don't worry your phone, mobile and doorbell will ring every 3 minutes from 2.30am onwards Friday morning... that should do it :whistle:

I'll be bringing my incredibly rare and lovingly restored 1995 Volkswagen Caravelle 2.4 Diesel (It'll probably be the only one there ;-) ) whilst the 'common as muck' dodge stays at home I've got a 12volt/mains plug inverter gizmo so if you need a zap let me know I can't dance either (just standing upright is a challenge at times)

Keep a close eye on it whilst its in your care Jack as we've had reports of a spate of GMC front UV joint thefts in the area :whistle:

I can get 2 Dodges in my 25x12 (not much else though) (You'll need a jimmy to drag the thing around) :-D

Whilst our doing the car boot sale thing yesterday morning nr Kendal, my attention was caught momentarily by a large tyre resting in the hedge by the side of the road... Oooh, I thought, that looks about a 900x16ish size As i zipped past it i craned my neck round only to spy the front end of a Dodge WC52 poking out from under a tree in the verge:-o :-o :-o Once i'd recovered from serious neck strain, turning the car round i went back to have a better look... A '44 fitted with a fully enclosed cab... looked like a project in the offing. Looked as though it may have been there a while, possibly over night... interesting shade of .... erm "baby poo brown"... gloss! Anyone on here :dunno: I left a note just in case it was for sale... y'never know :-D

Of course... but I'm sure he's aware of that :whistle: He wouldn't want to offend our customs and traditions *ahem*

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found this on saturday... may be of interest to someone :dunno:

You are of course familiar with the quaint English tradition of the birthday 'bumps' :whistle: A double celebration then :beer: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Does it still have 'Billy Smarts' written up the side of it & did you get the elephants thrown in on the deal :dunno:

If you can drive Jacks truck straight at the end of the night, you haven't had enough! straight through what?

You're gonna find everything you ever wanted in about the first 20 minutes... You're gonna find your wallet will haemmorrage money at an alarming rate You're gonna find yourself drunk, sunburned and having the most fun you've had in a long time & with a bit of luck you'll find your tent at the end of it

Jeeps owners - Coke washed down with a bit of shandy. Dodge owners - low acholic larger with two shots of redex & a prestone chaser... neat... no ice (naturally) GMC owners - Pink Gin for Jack - Whisky for the 'hard men' Jack seems so keen to be in the company of Tank owners - what ever they want - respect. agreed No fighting or spitting and no picking on the Jeep owners... not sure 'bout this one ... we'll see how the evening progresses.... or deteriorates :beer: :beer: :hug: :hug: :banana: :box: :dancinggirls: :died:

Don't worry it'll be completely safe in my care... did you get the rollers Steve?

( Yes love, of course we need it, its an investment for our daughters future.....another glass of wine dear?) This guy's good! Do you give lessons :-D

Dosen't ring any bells with me but sounds interesting

Well we've got exposed knees already so you could be onto something :dunno: no to mention Jacks leather apron... *shudders*

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Tempo-400-Dreirad-Bj-1941-mit-vielen-Teilen_W0QQitemZ330134598848QQihZ014QQcategoryZ29750QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Not mine or anything to do with me other than i thought it was quite a cool and unusal thing... I don't know if they were ever used by the military (I suspect by the end of the war they were using whatever came to hand). I can just see it full of Volssturm all brandishing panzerfaust! Nice colour too (thought of Jack when i saw this... I don't know why) :whistle:

Uncle Joe won't be happy

are you not kicking ass & takin' names on the door? I might be allowed in if you're not :-D