6 X 6 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Women trips over mat on way to the shelter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Never mind the exercise, you're both overdue with your rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gritineye Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Mavis got very tired of listening to Bertie constantly asking people to sign his petition for a new golf course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abn deuce Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Marge never outgrew her kindergarten nap ritual ,no matter where she happened to be .While Herbert was forced to explain this to passersby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I'll have another doubler scotch, he'll have the same and I think Daphne has had enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzaw Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 "Right lads it says in the manual to insert foot pump into inflation valve and pump up to 25psi and remember not to lay on stony ground" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 The men were consulting the manual on how to restart the woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretfixer Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 ...................Yes, George Formby, this is your life. And even your long suffering Wife is fed up with your monotonous singing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Well the Sun problem page says........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 "According to this EMER the batteries get inserted in........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashley Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 [ The local council fearing being sued for sexual discrimination finally installed the first sleeping policewoman, but the Irish contractor had the plans the wrong way round !!!!! Ashley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 no stupid it doesnt say " when you hear the air attack warning you and your family must lay on a cover " ,,,,,,,,,,:n00b: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambo1969 Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 What WAS that secret ingridient in rambo's cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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