Jack Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Here's what to me this afternoon... Working away in the office and the door opens, bing bong goes the alarm. As a rule anyone who walks through the door usually gets a load of verbal from either Jamie or myself, you know the sort, abuse that you wouldn't say in front of your mother but verbal that makes you feel very welcome in that strange sort of way.... So here goes, bing bong door opens so I shout down "sorry mate, no carrots today" (its a company joke because of our name so stay with me) "alright, its Viking Direct" said the driver "got a box for you" so I shout down "well of course you have, you are a bl**dy delivery driver you plank!" So the driver shouts back "don't you ****ing well start" so I shout back " you grumpy git, what the hell is wrong with you today, you sound a right miserable b****d" The driver answed "my wife just called and she has just left me for my brother in law" ... I will get my coat :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 :oops: :shock: :lol: :wink: :roll: :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Sound's like a good reason to buy a MV to me. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Jack, I refer you to previous comments starting "every time I open my mouth" :shock: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistlinwolf Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 So its your office I deliver to!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 So its your office I deliver to!!!!! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berni Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 swearing back at you like that i hope he wasn't dressed in brown. They ought to know better that sounds like the kind of thing that happens to me :shock: cheers Berni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted March 18, 2006 Author Share Posted March 18, 2006 swearing back at you like that i hope he wasn't dressed in brown. They ought to know betterthat sounds like the kind of thing that happens to me :shock: cheers Berni Funny enough Berni, I was giving the UPS guy some stick as well when he came after the other chap. I was also telling him about the Viking Direct guy whos wife had left him...he said "wish mine would, I would be a lot better off" ...sometimes, I wonder why I bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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