Jack Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 At last the boy made it here gents. Join HMVF in the early months and we can now welcome him to 1000 poster club house. As you can see ash, this club house is rather more posher than the usual clubhouse:coffee: Snapper keeps all of the best custard cremes here and yes, he does share them. Clive is usually walking around in a gas mask (we have all forgotten the reason why). Your room is now ready - you don't have to share with anyone else any more. Dinner is at 21:00, black tie and afterwards it is to the drawing room because CW is giving us a slide show about boats....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Hi Ashley, 'bout time you got here............:-D. All I can add to Jacks missive, is ...is at least SOMEONE shares his biscuits.........:whistle:, eh, Jack.......:cool2: All the best, mate. Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Welcome Ashley. A white tie dipped in oil is acceptable by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashley Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Thanks for the welcome lads :thumbsup: please help yourselves to the virtual cream cakes in the fridge (Jack do not lick them all first then replace them back in the fridge) :n00b: tut tut Hopefully see you in the executive Jeep jockeys bar at Beltring Ashley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catweazle (Banned Member) Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Well done mate,As theres no room for the boat in the car park,i will buy you a pint at Beltring.CW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Well done and welcome to the clubhouse! Jack is usually up all night dreaming about global HMVF domination, we usually just let him talk and pay no notice. Oh and best not, I repeat, not to feed Jack after 10PM. Oh and please pay no heed to the rumors going around about dutchman and dancing girls. Enigma and I have said before and will say it again, we have no knowledge of the whereabouts of the dancing girls since their visit to us last summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Welcome ashley do not belive them Dutch boys, the girls have been over there for some time now they are getting Dutchinised so much so they even have clogs on AND I have proof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hey Ashey, Pick up you souvenir pair of 1000 Poster embossed clogs from the Dancing Girls dressing room, just behind the boating lake next to the scrapheap where Beckett keeps his truck. (Sponsored by Philips). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashley Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Ooooooohhh nooooo i must be the only sane one here :nut::shake: judging by some posts...but there again i could be amonghst like minded people, just love the ladies in clogs. Ashley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hey Ashey, Pick up you souvenir pair of 1000 Poster embossed clogs from the Dancing Girls dressing room, just behind the boating lake next to the scrapheap where Beckett keeps his truck. (Sponsored by Philips). Snap - your posts always make me laugh! :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Welcome ashley do not belive them Dutch boys, the girls have been over there for some time now they are getting Dutchinised so much so they even have clogs on AND I have proof :rofl::rofl::rofl: and that is Joris's new house in the back ground! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abn deuce Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Nice to see you have made the happy 1000's mark and look foreward to reading many more of your postings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Ooooooohhh nooooo i must be the only sane one here :nut::shake: judging by some posts...but there again i could be amonghst like minded people, just love the ladies in clogs. Ashley :shocked:..............YOU, !!!!!!!!!! sane........:sweat: OHMYGOODGAWD..............:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: See you at belters', if not before, mate. :-D Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashley Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 :shocked:..............YOU, !!!!!!!!!! sane........:sweat: OHMYGOODGAWD..............:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: See you at belters', if not before, mate. :-D Andy are you trying to tell me somthing ??? Nutty Ash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Hi Ashley Good to see you made it into the clubhouse! Pull up a chair and relax. (If you're going to the fridge bring me a Cola please). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeEnfield Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Hi AshleyGood to see you made it into the clubhouse! Pull up a chair and relax. (If you're going to the fridge bring me a Cola please). Only if your going to supply the nuts at belters, next year.........:-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashley Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 (edited) Only if your going to supply the nuts at belters, next year.........:-D "I am sure you`ll be there Andy" :rofl:(me as well):shake::shake: Ashley Enigma, i am checking the pistachio index in the F.T daily but prices have really risen lately due to the high consumption in the Netherlands Edited December 21, 2008 by ashley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Actually at the moment I am eating Chocolat peanuts and those monkey nuts? (the ones in the shell). Will bring a selection of Nuts to Beltring.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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