Jack Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Guys, listen I know it is short notice and my apologies but we need to clean up the place sharpish! Whilst I have been busy this place looks like a bomb site....what has been going on?! Neil, have you and Mark been partying??? It wouldn't of been Karoshi he is far to responsible to create this mess. Why do we have to do this? Well because we are just about to welcome another member into the 1000 Poster Club House, the one and only Mr Clive Elliot! Get the bar stocked up, get the Kelly's Heros DVD out and I will get the Butler to bring in a basket of firewood for the fire as I see that has been emptied! Karoshi and I are going to retire to the drawing room as all it is going to be tonight is, post war this, post war that....and we will be bored rigid! Welcome to club Clive, you slippers are next to YOUR own personal leather chair! Best wishes. Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fv1609 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Ah well I'm not sure that it's something to be proud of! It shows what idle finders & an internet connection will do when you have retired & it's too cold or wet to go & work on a vehicle. Tonight's project is to remove Christmas cake from the keyboard that has crept in there today exacerbated with cat dribble. I have a cat that often sits on my lap & when contended dribbles furiously. It is prone to stroll over the keyboards so not everything you read has been $6b 9kjn , by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Sounds like a fun evening :nono: Welcome to the club mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Don't trash the place before I am allowed in :argh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Welcome Clive, I hope your cat behaves itself on your leather chair, I do believe that Jack did let his dog on there once so best check it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 Don't trash the place before I am allowed in :argh: LOL .......Joris may have to handle this one as he will be heading up the foreign 'office'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 Don't trash the place before I am allowed in :argh: And Enigma, this is a gentlemans club :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 Welcome Clive, I hope your cat behaves itself on your leather chair, I do believe that Jack did let his dog on there once so best check it first. .......I keep telling you, it wasn't my dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Guys, listen I know it is short notice and my apologies but we need to clean up the place sharpish! Whilst I have been busy this place looks like a bomb site....what has been going on?! Neil, have you and Mark been partying??? It wouldn't of been Karoshi he is far to responsible to create this mess. Why do we have to do this? Well because we are just about to welcome another member into the 1000 Poster Club House, the one and only Mr Clive Elliot! Get the bar stocked up, get the Kelly's Heros DVD out and I will get the Butler to bring in a basket of firewood for the fire as I see that has been emptied! Karoshi and I are going to retire to the drawing room as all it is going to be tonight is, post war this, post war that....and we will be bored rigid! Welcome to club Clive, you slippers are next to YOUR own personal leather chair! Best wishes. Jack. Do you mind sir! I'm always on my best behaviour - apart from when certain ones impugn little Mauds latent swimming abilities!!! Welcome to the upper echelons Clive!!! :-) :-) :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 What swimming talents :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Err - the ones a Reo hasn't got.... ???? :whistle: :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Err - the ones a Reo hasn't got.... ???? :whistle: :whistle: LOL very true :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 And Enigma, this is a gentlemans club :whistle: So why are YOU allowed then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 We use Jack as the bellboy, he cleanes up after we leave and he shows the new kids around. When we tire of him we sent him to his litle corner in the cellar. Jack does not speak about this, mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 We use Jack as the bellboy, he cleanes up after we leave and he shows the new kids around. When we tire of him we sent him to his litle corner in the cellar. Jack does not speak about this, mind you. Complete nonsense - the is no rank in the Clubhouse....we are all equal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Complete nonsense - the is no rank in the Clubhouse....we are all equal! :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Err - the ones a Reo hasn't got.... ???? :whistle: :whistle: Just to prove you wrong Neil :whistle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv2kgsf0l-A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I was waiting for that one! :-) :-) And would respectfully submit that that's not swimming but deep wading or snorkelling... At no time do the vehicles wheels lose contact with the ground. Nice try though!!!!!!!! :-) :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 But isn't that what your's doesmaybe :evil: :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Here we go again!! :sleep: Oh the envy of those who own vehicles with lesser swimming abilities than the mighty Stalwart! :whistle: :whistle: All these words of mockery are being safely stored away and will be served up to the utterers to be eaten once little Maud is waterborne the first time - and without benefit of Lee's ketchup too!!!! :-) :-) :-) :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Sorry Neil :angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 OK - I'll let you off :-) :-) :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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