Survival biscuits, or British Army Biscuits brown. 1) Place two (2) in sock Army, Green. 2) Sneack on furry friend, or enemy if preferd. 3) Beat said object to death. 4) Cook and eat.
Cheese Processed (or pocessed, the spawn of the devil) Now banned as cruel and unusual punishment, under NO circumstances feed to prisoners. Babys head's, individual Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie. To expensive!! Don't care if it the best bit of kit in the ration box, you CAN'T have it!