House? Oh you mean that place we use as a workshop and ocasionally sleep in? Five whips, see PPD's post. The newly aquired petrol stove on the floor, had to move the toolbox to fit it in. Then fell over the Kracher to get to the computer, oh and Number One Son stuffing steak egg and chips. Pretty normal then? Had to move a tewnty five pounder once. So went into the allocation office said to John, 'Can I change rest days? Got to move a gun from Tilbury to Woolwich?', 'OK' he replied 'Let's have a look'.
'We settled down to check when Lisa the secratary cracked up laughing
'What's up with you?' we asked
'Well she replied 'You come in ask for time off to move guns, and we treat it as perfectly normal. Anyone else we'd be screaming for the Police'.