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Top banana. The only Battle of the Bulge I know about is the Barnes waistline. My wife says I am drifting towards being a middle aged slob.

I love the woman. My daughter often says I look a mess. My son thinks I'm an idiot. Speak as you find. It's 1610. Will Beckett be pi55ed by now?



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Don't knock it - takes a big investment to achieve that effect!


Quite right. It took my relatives 40 years hard work and a £250,000 investment in booze and cigarettes to make their house smell like a pub. It really was quite an adventure when we went to visit them. I still occasionally smell that particular smell. it takes me straight back.


Tim (too)

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