Richard Farrant Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 My 1,000th post :-) Well I have finally arrived, when can I have a key to the club house? :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Wellcome, can you get me a Coca Cola from the fridge when you get in? We locked it for a private party with the dancing girls...... :yay: :dancinggirls: :banana: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Farrant Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 Wellcome, can you get me a Coca Cola from the fridge when you get in? We locked it for a private party with the dancing girls...... :yay: :dancinggirls: :banana: Sorry Enigma, dancing girls just had the last Coke :-D You will have to have a beer instead. :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Sorry Enigma, dancing girls just had the last Coke :-D You will have to have a beer instead. :whistle: :argh: OK, I am not amused.. Where are those girls, they need a severe spanking for this crime... :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Farrant Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 :argh: OK, I am not amused.. Where are those girls, they need a severe spanking for this crime... :naughty: :-D :-D :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Welcome to the club Richard, when you come in can you wake Jack up, he has fell asleep again in front of the fire, had another wine gum you know!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Farrant Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 Welcome to the club Richard, when you come in can you wake Jack up, he has fell asleep again in front of the fire, had another wine gum you know!! Thanks Mark, Jack is not a very good host, always disappearing or going to sleep. :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Thanks Mark, Jack is not a very good host, always disappearing or going to sleep. :whistle: Welcome to the club Richard, Jack's a terrible host but I just saw him online so I think he must of just got up.... just off to check the Mess to make sure he's picked up the bottles... :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I popped into the clubhouse last night for a game of snooker with the lads & found Jack having a little kip... do hope that's not one of the Dancing Girls sleeping on the Job :whistle: http://www.ihatepink.com/content/binary/2005/10/11/carolsurprisebday10-09-05/IMG_2586.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Well welcome to the 1000 club Kewelde! Apologise for not being there to welcome you and to hand you your keys personally and despite what the others were saying I was busy! I was having a meeting with the local planning department to finalise the extension on the HMVF Clubhouse - it was supposed to of been passed some months ago in time for your arrival. I was granted permission today after I passed over a brown envelope full of cash..... Sadly, your on suite isn't ready yet so if you don't mind I have put you in Neils room - he is away in France so he said that he wouldn't mind, you are also have Mark on one side and Lee on the other so be prepared for some great conversion about the merits of living in the east.... Lee will try and corrupt you and get you to join the Essex armour crowd - a great way to get your face in the CMV. Mark will bend your ear all night about his flipping wheel wobble - the chief came to see me the other morning threatening to resign if Mark doesn't stop cornering him in the wine cellar going on about his wheel :whistle: You will soon get to know your way around and the Dutch guys are great company but their table manner are terrible but we are working on that. If you need anything then just ring the bell and the Butler will attend to you. See you in the cinema room at 22:00 as Clive is showing some slides on the nuts and bolts used in Humber pigs - it should be fun. Lights out by 03:00 please. No dancing girls are allowed in the Clubhouse - thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Farrant Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 Jack, Well I don't know what to say after that welcome I checked out my room and Neil has left his oily overalls on the floor, smelling of gear oil, guess he has been servicing the Stalwart or that old Landie. Just been to see Clive's slide show on his nuts........and bolts, well..what can I say after that. Riveting :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 There not his overalls they are his PJ's... so Mark tells me :-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Farrant Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 There not his overalls they are his PJ's... so Mark tells me :-o good grief, don't know what he has been up to then. Perhaps I don't want to know. Hope my room is ready before Neil gets back from France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmite!! Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 good grief, don't know what he has been up to then. Perhaps I don't want to know. Hope my room is ready before Neil gets back from France. Just don't mess wth his bear... he can be a bit touchy about that :whistle: http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e132/safariswing/sastrooper1.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joris Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Howdy Kewelde! Well almost all has been said already so only one more thing to add, in the bar we say Proost when we drink a beer and when we go to pee we go to the Schutting, not the loo. It's part of your Dutch-takeover plans but don't be alarmed, we mean no harm. If you have any questions, please go to Neville Chamberlain. He signed our visa a couple of years ago and was mightily proud of it. "Beer in our time" were his famous words during his press conference. http://gaypatriot.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/neville.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Farrant Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 Howdy Kewelde! Well almost all has been said already If you have any questions, please go to Neville Chamberlain. He signed our visa a couple of years ago and was mightily proud of it. "Beer in our time" were his famous words during his press conference. Thanks for the welcome Joris. I thought Neville Chamberlain's words were "p*ss in our time" ? :whistle: :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Thanks for the welcome Joris. I thought Neville Chamberlain's words were "p*ss in our time" ? :whistle: :-D Kewelde - I think it was 'cock up' in our time :dunno: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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