General Mayhem Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Graffitti, no it's not a new form of pasta. It's random witicisms, often on toilet walls, but in this case has anything, written in the muck of an unwashed vehicle, had you in stitches? "I wish my wife was this filthy" is so common that it's boring. But the response: "Let me tell you, mate, she is." cracked me up. And so did: "Cleaned by the NHS!" But I'm sure that you can do better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 "You think this car is dirty? Well YOU clean it then...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 "Also available in white" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 My favourite was on a Volvo Estate with 2 teenage passengers in the rear, the sign said 'Hire a teenager while they still know it all' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Jeeper Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica for sale. Surplus to requirements, wife knows everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtistsRifles Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 "Singh & Sons. Tried the Cowboys? Now try the Indians!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john wheatley (R.I.P.) Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 I remember this written on the wall of a bar which for some obscure reason was known as the bucket of blood in I think New Zealand in the sixties; May the Lord above, Send down a dove, With wings as sharp as razors, To cut the throats, Of all the blokes, Who sell bad beer to sailors. :schocked: John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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