N.O.S. Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Each foot of WW2 U.S. nylon glider tow rope of the type pulled by C-47s would make 117 pairs of stockings :yawn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 And each pair of US made stockings could pull 117 english girls :cool2::shocked: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gritineye Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 117 English girls with US stocking could pull 234 blokes with u/s fanbelts....:sleep: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ......and a man with 234 fan belts for sale would be very happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 but wouldnt be happy if he took em to beltring and had the knicked .:yawn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private mw Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ( them ) :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Wartime British Kniker elastic was known to have a weakness. One Yank and it was off. (As related by my dearly beloved late Mother:-D ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Human flesh tastes like chicken....apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Wartime British Kniker elastic was known to have a weakness. One Yank and it was off. (As related by my dearly beloved late Mother:-D ) Misinformation as usual:nono::n00b: This was a joke originating in Northern Ireland which went as follows: 'Have you heard about the new utility knickers?'.......'One Yank and they're off'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I can confirm that knickers do not taste like chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodge Deep Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 knickers... or 'marathons' as they used to be known... contain nuts... occasionally :cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I didn't think you'd been in the Bangkok Hilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I can confirm that knickers do not taste like chicken. Knickers sandwich at W&P barbie Mark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapper Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 That'll be a night to remember - but don't tell my mrs....she'll want to know where the lady has tethered her labrador. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I wouldn't want to see a lady in a pair of chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzaw Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I wouldn't want to see a lady in a pair of chickens. ooh that's fowl :nut: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 That'll be a night to remember - but don't tell my mrs....she'll want to know where the lady has tethered her labrador. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: There is no answer to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I wouldn't want to see a lady in a pair of chickens. Knowing you, I doubt it:cool:...........you'd be happy just to see a lady in a pair of anything:trustme: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony B Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Rosie ! Hide the pink wellies! :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosie Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Rosie ! Hide the pink wellies! :-Dtrust me I am quaking in my boots right now!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 trust me I am quaking in my boots right now!!!!!!! Rosie, with Mark around it's not your wellies you need to worry about:nut: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Knowing you, I doubt it:cool:...........you'd be happy just to see a lady in a pair of anything:trustme: Yeah good point but in a pair of chickens? What do you take me for???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Yeah good point but in a pair of chickens? What do you take me for???? :shocked:I wouldn't take you at any price.:rotfl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 :shocked:I wouldn't take you at any price.:rotfl: £1-£5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 £1-£5? On second thoughts we could do with a part time tractor driver:drive:. Can you drive modern tractors and implements better than you did the jimmy or will you just break everything?:undecided: Fifty bob a week to start and an increase if you're any good. We've got an old windowless caravan you can kip in, bring your own bed and a polythene sheet to keep the bird sh1t off you 'cause they nest and roost in there. Might consider letting you off early one night a week to go to the pub if you behave. This will suffice as your contract. Sign here.................:writing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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