In some ways I think we should ignore such export licences if we are just taking our MV for a quick nip over to France or Holland for a few days. The more you entertain such stupid laws the more they will make your life a missery by 'creeping rule changes' (as we know has happened with VCR).
My Lightweight Land Rover is described as a Land Rover Estate on the DVLA V5 so do they really care and would the one guy with his hands in his pockets in charge of UK Customs at Dover know what to look for.
I wonder how many of our EU friends coming to War & Peace will have the correct documents- or is it only the UK that follows the rules!
On the other hand I do like the idea of inundating the system with export licences. How about applying for every item carried in our MVs so that the Civil Service could not cope and if they say a licence is not required then you should write back saying that it is required, according to your interpretation of the rules and when they write back saying this and that is exempt keep the letter as proof and that they never intended to target collectors of old vehicles!
As one blog on the EU stated - 'No, nobody meant for something quite so stupidly amusing (or enraging, to taste) to happen. But it reveals the fault at the heart of the entire project. It simply isn't possible to write a rule book for 450 million people from the centre without such idiocies occuring. It doesn't matter how much the planners and bureaucrats try to avoid such things, doesn't matter whether they mean well or not. Such things will always happen. Which is, of course, why such things should never be planned at all.'