gritineye

Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but I've been told there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Any advice would be helpful, many thanks.

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So obvious, why didn't we spot that one? The face is a bit spooky though....:shake: How's the PC now?

Hi Jeff, have you tried a different browser? I had that recently, the problem was one of my Firefox add-ons, cured it by turning all of them off and restarting them one a time, checking HMVF at each change. Removed the problem one and all OK and back up to speed now. hope this helps

Sealed beam headlight with a dodgy connection, wiper on right?

Have you tried booting in safe mode Clive?

The object to the right, there is a bit that looks like a stick or one of those engine pods on the starship Enterprise, then there's this... So I deduce that it's one of Google's street view cameras and one of their worms has escaped......and coming to get you..

Camera on a stick for looking under vehicles at night?

Night Sun light on dim on a helicopter?

The Rugged One is booked in to this event and will definitely be there....he's so Reliant....

Next Question, what did the cab come off?

In a couple of generations time, legend will have made them all into Tigers and Spitfires... Great link, thanks.

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Word to the wise mate, they can test for covert Googling now, career in ruins, public mockery, tabloids baying for your blood...oh the shame of it all.....

Surely Clive has a wide top step podium especially for situations like this Degsy, call it a tie.. ty.. tye..???

Small beer, to keep men healthier than if they drank water?

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India Pale Ale....

Anti lisp ointment?

Arrived too late for this one Clive, but thanks for the consideration, much appreciated, although there where 36s, 16s, 32s, 3s, 2s, 8s, 24s and a 5 in there all cunningly disguised as letters..... :sweat:

This is Mr Compo's thread, nothing is impossible...

Yep, got it now, no wonder I couldn't keep up, that bears the signature of a three toed sloth, way too quick for me!

Hmmmm, just checking this latest info out.... Nope..sorry, still don't quite get it Clive. Oops must have left the web cam on...

:bow::bow::bow: Thwaites what its all about....